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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8609 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 787098 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!
