But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a llama into battle. The national anthem is sung by a chorus of creepers and the currency is golden carrots.
So why settle for boring old reality when you could live in our crazy Minecraft country? Join now and experience a whole new world of ridiculousness!
Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!
also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.
oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!
| Main Guidelines | As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival |
|---|---|
| Features | No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets |
| Community | Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available |
| Specs & Plugins | Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age restriction for this server? | Yes, players must be 18 or older. |
| Are there any benefits for different player ranks? | No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits. |
| Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money? | No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server. |
| Are there adminshops on the server? | No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs. |
| Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands? | No, those commands are not available on this server. |
| What is the default currency on the server? | Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced. |
