Cremation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CatAshes Minecraft Server

Cat rescue, EUTHANASIA, cat health, CatAshes, family conflict

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful children who mistreat their pets? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of accountability and crazy cat stories.

Picture this: a 20+ year old cat, dumped in the woods by their own owner. But fear not, our server is a safe haven for all animals, even virtual ones! We don’t tolerate any pet neglect here, unless it’s in-game of course.

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of pet ownership, with a side of drama and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Plus, we offer free virtual pet cremation services for all your pixelated furry friends.

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat or two wandering around our blocky world. Just remember, accountability is key, even in the world of Minecraft.

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Creeper’s Crematorium: Digging Up Trouble

exhumation, Digging, Cold cases, crime scene analysis., cremation

join our epic minecraft server where we dig up bodies and solve murders like a bunch of detective zombies. we got ghosts haunting our pixelated streets and skeletons dancing in the moonlight. come for the murder mysteries, stay for the haunted houses. who needs burial when you can respawn in our spooky server? come on, you know you wanna dig up some trouble with us.

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BFsPassingSecrets

terminal illness, family, abandonment, cremation, Resentment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

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DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

body decay, burial, decomposition rate, corpse disposal, DecayCraft

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!

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CompostCraft: Land Saver Edition

decomposition, burial, Land, cemetery, Funeral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re burying is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because on our server, we take recycling to a whole new level! Instead of wasting precious land space with cemeteries, we compost bodies to create the most fertile soil for growing crops and building epic structures. Join us and become the ultimate eco-warrior of the Minecraft world! Plus, rumor has it that the composted bodies give off special powers to those who dare to use them… But shh, that’s our little secret 😉 So come on, join our server and let’s turn death into the ultimate life hack!

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ZooCraftCemetery

animal welfare, Exotic animals, burial, ZooCraftCemetery, zoo management

lol come join our epic server where we have a secret zoo cemetery for all the pixelated animals that pass away in the game! we have special funeral ceremonies for each animal, complete with fireworks and a choir of chickens singing in harmony. you can even visit the graves of your favorite animals and pay your respects by leaving virtual flowers and carrots. join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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DarkCraft: Where your organs have better lighting than our players!

health, anatomy, cremated, Light, lighting

join dis server and u can finally give ur internal cells and organs a break from the darkness they been livin in. they deserve some sunlight too, ya know? plus, who knows, maybe they’ll thank u by givin u some extra health points or somethin. just imagine ur liver throwin u a lil party for finally lettin it see the light of day. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let ur organs shine bright like a diamond.

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GraveCraft Minecraft Server

random thought, burial, GraveCraft, end of life, cremation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, your end of life wish can come true! Want to be buried in a tomb made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Prefer to have your ashes scattered in a volcano made of lava? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and let your wildest dreams become a reality!

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GraveyardRaveyard

funeral expenses, burial plots, burial alternatives, comfy place, insult

Yo, u ever thought bout payin to be buried in a fancy coffin? well, dis server is da opposite of dat! we got u covered if u wanna live forever in a virtual world instead of takin up space in da real world.

Join dis server cuz we got crazy stories like da time a player built a giant statue of a chicken dat came to life and started terrorizing da entire server. Or da time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs into da main city and chaos ensued.

If u wanna be part of da madness and have a blast while playin Minecraft, dis server is da place to be. Plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players, cuz who doesn’t love snackin while buildin epic structures? Join now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

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RespawnRevolt

resuscitation, Nature, broken ribs, religious beliefs, Grief

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from overbearing parents and live your best virtual life! Join us if you want to avoid being buried alive by your family against your wishes – we promise no one will force you into a coffin here! Our server is bra-free zone, because who needs painful undergarments when you can build and explore freely?

We understand the struggle of dealing with parents who want to control every aspect of your life, so come join us and make your own decisions without any interference. Plus, we have a special feature where you can scatter your ashes in beautiful virtual landscapes, no family drama involved.

So if you’re tired of being micromanaged in real life, hop on our server and create the life you truly desire – no family interference allowed!

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