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ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	70
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1327
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Emeralds Found:	5860
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Animals Bred:	111
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	5369	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.