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Brit/pol/ – Minecraft Server: “At War With Creepers, And Losing” Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even China is trying to hack it! That’s right, we are so popular that even Tory MPs are talking about us on the news. Join now and be part of the epic battle between us and China – who will come out on top? Will we defend our freedoms and human rights, or will China take over the server? Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join our server now and be a part of the madness! (Disclaimer: China hacking allegations are completely fabricated and purely for entertainment purposes) -
VirginCraft: Where Creepers aren’t the only thing you’re scared of
Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and never getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies, including having sex with a living human female…in Minecraft of course! Our virtual world is filled with hot pixelated babes just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other! -
TexanCraft: Where creepers say ‘yeehaw’ and players ride pigs to victory!
Yeehaw! Saddle up your horses and mosey on over to our wild west themed Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, partner. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of treasure and more TNT than a creeper convention.But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is always rockin’ with the best hoedown tunes this side of the Mississippi. And don’t even get me started on our horse races – we’ve got the fastest stallions this side of the Rio Grande.
So grab your cowboy hat and lasso, ’cause on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional stampede of zombie cows, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So what are you waitin’ for? Saddle up and join the rootinest, tootinest Minecraft server in all of the Lone Star State!
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CraftMania: Where Creepers Wrestle and Endermen Slam! 1 Month Anniversary Special!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like Wrestlemania XL on steroids! Imagine battling creepers and zombies in an epic wrestling match where the winner gets a diamond crown! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is a hardcore wrestling fan and will challenge you to a cage match if you dare enter its lair. So come join us and experience the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! -
Welcome to FoxCraft! Where the foxes run wild and the creepers are scared of their own shadow. Join us for a fluffy good time!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Economy SMP Features LGBTQ+ friendly, custom plugins, custom enchantments, playtime-based ranks, creative plots IP Address play.ilikefoxes.com Website ilikefoxes.com Discord discord.gg/Ymp7kWvBFX FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I rank up on the server?
A: You can rank up through our eight playtime-based ranks as you spend more time playing on the server.
Q: Are there any special perks for ranking up?
A: Yes, as you rank up, you will unlock more perks and benefits to enhance your gameplay experience.
Q: Can I build on creative plots?
A: Yes, we offer creative plots where you can build to your heart’s content.
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Crafty Katana Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a wild adventure that will make you say “I WILL move to the Japans”? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of ninja villagers who will teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and creeper dodging. Want to ride a panda into battle? No problem! Our server has pandas that are trained in combat and ready to fight alongside you.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to conquer the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots lasers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave the Japans!
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Democraft: Where even creepers have a say in governance! #minecraftfun #democracyfordays
Join our Minecraft server and relive the chaos of the 80s Chinese democracy movement! Build your own protest signs, organize virtual sit-ins, and maybe even spark a virtual revolution! Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the drama and excitement in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can overthrow the virtual government! -
CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the vehicle exhaust can’t handle it! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly CO poisoning while building your dream world. Who needs boring old creepers when you can have a real-life danger lurking around every corner? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge! -
JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!
Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.
So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!