Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated monsters while riding on the back of a rainbow-colored llama. Or how about building a house out of nothing but exploding TNT blocks?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground ninja village where you can learn the ancient art of block-breaking and stealth building. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden hot spring where you can relax and rejuvenate after a hard day of mining for diamonds.
So why settle for boring old Minecraft servers when you can join us and experience the wacky, wild world of Japanese television in block form? Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant top guy comes crashing down from the sky and starts wreaking havoc on your world. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down this top guy and save the day!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. From explosive sheep races to skydiving off of giant mushrooms, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the top guy in this topsy-turvy world!
Join us and witness the legendary tale of a manager who got sacked multiple times, only to rise again like a phoenix from the ashes. Just like a player respawning after getting blown up by a creeper!
With more plot twists than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat as you navigate through the ups and downs of this manager’s career. Will he finally find success or will he end up coaching a team of zombie pigmen?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of this epic saga that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a land full of rainbow-colored sheep riding on flying pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting for you to claim them. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience pure joy and laughter? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start smiling again!
Experience the thrill of the 64-bit update live and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through our server filled with surprises at every turn. From fragging with /tf2g/ on Fridays and Saturdays to exploring the Weeabootique and Team Funtress servers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
With resources like FAQs, mods, loadouts, and trading options, you’ll have everything you need to dominate the game like never before. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive guide to Heavy for some pro tips on how to crush your enemies!
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – it’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
Join our server if you want to be a part of the 1/3 of players who are chosen to embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures. Why 1/3, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of ancient Minecraft gods who have deemed it necessary to only allow a select few to experience the true magic of the game.
But beware, for those who are not chosen may find themselves cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own blocks. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to be one of the chosen few in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vagina Diamond Mine, where instead of diamonds, you’ll find rare and precious Vagina Diamonds that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself was banished from our server because he couldn’t handle the power of all these vaginas in one place. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of underwear – things can get pretty crazy around here.
| Server Overview |
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| Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space. |
| Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency. |
| For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter. |
| Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input. |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP. |
| What is the minimum age to join? | Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. |
| What currency is used in the economy? | Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft. |
| Are there any playtime expectations? | No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return. |