Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.
Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Who wouldn’t want to befriend one of these beauties?
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch your back when the music stops!
3. Our server is protected by a team of fearless warrior chickens who will stop at nothing to defend our land from any invaders. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered fighters.
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Legend has it that he was so impressed by our server that he finally found peace and stopped haunting players’ dreams.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that they can build anything you can imagine in a matter of seconds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even run into Notch himself riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s just a taste of the wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-moonwalk the legendary ghostly figure? Only one way to find out!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and laughter? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. See you on the other side, where the fun never stops!
Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!
Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!
We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.
So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!
ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!
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| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| Inappropriate messages | Racism, profanity, sexual references, etc. are not allowed |
| Bug abuse | Using obviously unintended features is not allowed |
| Macroing | Autoclickers and passive-play are not allowed |
| Visiting under construction | Requires staff permission |
| Scamming | Any form of scamming is against the rules |
| Griefing and stealing | Not allowed, contact Admin for rollback |
| Killing in player’s home | Not allowed, defined by structure ownership |
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.
Join us for epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bananas as Wu Kong himself. Trust us, once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the Wu Kong sequel that everyone is talking about!
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride pigs into battle while wielding carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding llamas). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!
Forget about midterms and family obligations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is way more supportive than any stepmom or dad could ever be.
So come join us and escape the drama for a while. Who needs a baby baptism when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Let’s block and roll!