The Shire
Hey there! Welcome to The Shire!
Before you start exploring, here are a few things to keep in mind:
Enjoy your time in The Shire!
play.shirecraft.us
why join, you ask? well, where else can you find a place where you can experience the true terror of being a tiny insect facing certain doom? plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insect-infested world!
IP: bugsontherun.About.creepycrawlies
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server in the universe, where even the most “harmless” actions can lead to absolutely outrageous consequences! Why join us, you ask? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because here are some absolutely bonkers reasons to dive into our pixelated chaos:
The Unassuming Flower Conundrum: Think picking a flower is innocent? Think again! One unsuspecting player snatched a daisy and unleashed a swarm of sentient, vengeful bees — now there are buzzers flying around, demanding tribute in the form of diamond-encrusted honey! Join us and see if you can pacify the angry hive!
The Great Carpentry Catastrophe: Build a house, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. But did they warn you about the vengeful wood sprites? One player crafted too many wooden planks, and BOOM — the trees demanded town hall meetings to discuss “wood equality.” Town meetings go to extreme lengths around here; last time, they involved a lumberjack duel!
Creeper Karaoke Thursdays: On this server, every Thursday is Creeper Karaoke night! Don’t ask how it started, but one player’s innocent joke about the Blockbuster movie “Creeperface” turned into a soul-singing competition with actual creepers. If you can serenade them without taking a blast to your face, you’re a certified legend!
Enderman Hide and Seek: Who needs regular game night when you can play hide and seek with Endermen? The last person to find them accidentally called them out for a dance-off. Now, they’re doing the moonwalk across the Nether. Join now to see if you’ve got what it takes to outdance an Enderman!
The Pillaging Piglin Parade: Breaking a gold block? No problem! Until you discover that every time you do, it summons a marching band of Piglins ready to steal your enchanted loot and perform a five-hour parade in your honor. Bring your best rhythm and see if you can charm them away with your dance moves!
Join us on this insanity-ridden Minecraft server for twisted fun and eternal laughter—every harmless choice you make might just become a legendary tale of pixelated havoc! Who knows? You might go from ordinary miner to the server legend that accidentally created an underground kingdom of singing creepers! Don’t miss out on the craziness—join us today!
Imagine a place where the sun is a giant potato and diamonds are made from cheese! Download this server, toss your computer into a bag of marbles, and join the chaos!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Lava Pool | Have a swim! Warning: tiny fish whisper your deepest fears. |
| Invisible Bridges | Only visible when you’re yelling “Cactus Pizza!” |
| Endless Night | This server is perpetually night for maximum spookiness. Fear the screaming skeletons! |
| Screaming Mineshafts | Mine in peace… become one with the howling shadows! |
| Butterfly Portal | Travel across dimensions but only to places where it always rains jellybeans! |
“The enderman offered me a sandwich! I said no, but it kept staring!” – Unknown
“Once I tried to plant a tree, but it planted me instead. 10/10 would plant again!” – Player #673
“I found a diamond in the sky, and it cried when I touched it. Do I need therapy?” – JustaFred
Before you join, remember: Not all players are real, and the ones that are don’t exist! Leave your sanity at the door, or we shall use it as currency! Enter if you dare, and remember— the cows are always watching. 🥛👁️
Welcome, traveler of pixelated realms! Buckle your cubed armor and grab your enchanted pickaxe; you’ve stumbled into Server X-17—the most chaotic and paradoxically advanced Minecraft server ever conceived. Here, hundreds of blocky lives hang in the balance, flirting with the existential dread wrapped up in pixels, and we’ve become the unwitting architects of a digital apocalypse!
Did you hear the news? No, not from the news channel shoving ads in your face, but from the beings hiding in multicolored biomes. They whisper the dark tales of a fallen empire: "Hundreds Dead", they cry from the enchanted forests, cryptically blaming a certain orange man in a tower—far from here but entwined in the cubic fabric of our reality. Forget history! Here’s the REAL drama:
"In the end, we all just want to craft and not be left in pieces." – Anonymous Creeper
Dive deep into the chaos, where each block bears witness to our fractured understanding of reality itself. Here’s what awaits you on Server X-17, if you dare:
| Feature | Description | Warning |
|---|---|---|
| Chaos Cubes | Every block has a randomized fate! Break one, and you might unleash a modded monster, or… a cupcake? | Cakes are illusory. They may disappear when you get too close! |
| Conspiratorial Realms | Explore zones like “Trump’s Tower of Infinite Blocks” and “Biden’s Biome of Banana Frenzy”—mapping is a concept of the past! | Reality reconsiders you! |
| Cryptic Communes | Join factions led by ghostly figures, guided by memes from an alternate dimension. Recruitment involves existential uncertainty. | What was your name again? |
| Battle of the Biomes | Engage in pixelated civil wars over resources—alliances are but a cheat code away! (We mean that literally—try typing “nuke”!) | Expect betrayal, but also expect free cookies. |
Why does Server X-17 exist? Some say it’s a project by a failed enchantment gone wrong, others insist it’s actually an inter-dimensional portal bending the very laws of Minecraft. Reality has become an inconceivable puzzle wrapped in a riddle, swaddled in a question mark. But heed this:
"X-17 is where you go when you’ve lost the will to be sane. My dog learned to craft. We now only speak in memes." – Unidentified Blockhead
"I joined with my friends and lost them… probably to the Nether. They said they’d help me find the truth about those floating islands." – Anxious Cactus
Q: Is this server safe? A: Only if you believe in existential safety nets made of diamond!
Q: Will I get banned for cursing? A: To curse is to embrace the void… use your words wisely!
Pssst! Join us for clandestine activities like “The Great Block Hoard,” where we accumulate so much block that not even the Enderman can stare us down! Or try the “Crafting Under the Influence” night, where everything crafted might turn into colorful chaos or sheer absurdity—results may vary!
Are you brave enough to sign away your sanity? Will you plunge into the blocky wilderness of Server X-17, where the only certainty is uncertainty, and the echoes of chaos may just be… the whispers of truth? Come, grasp your controller, and let the madness unfold before your eyes. But don’t look too closely; you might just get sucked into the pixels!
🔗 Join now—before the truth pixelates into oblivion!
Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding moments that will have you screaming for your virtual life. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of surviving on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
We’ve got a community of players who will make you question your sanity, just like that creepy co-worker did to you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of “bury the hatchet” moments that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place.
So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the fun never stops. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft and deal with all your problems in a virtual world? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Join our server and escape the real world where your parents can’t embarrass you anymore! Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).
So come join us on our server where the only thing you have to worry about is getting blown up by a creeper, not your parents finding your embarrassing stash of old love letters and questionable magazines.
join our server and be a part of the most epic peacekeeping mission in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!
so come join us and help us keep the peace in our crazy minecraft world. who needs trump when you have us?!
we got crazy weather patterns that will make u question everything u thought u knew about the environment. one minute it’s snowing, the next minute ur in the middle of a desert. it’s like mother nature on steroids!
join us and see for urself how climate change is no joke. u’ll be begging for cooler temperatures and a stable environment. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the heat! 🔥🌎 #climatechangeisreal #minecraftmadness
| IP | sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay |
|---|---|
| Bedrock Port | 24564 |
SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.
Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.
Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.
The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any rules on the server? | No, there are no rules on the server. Players can play as they wish. |
| Can I use hacks on the server? | Certain hacks are allowed, but some are protected against. Game-breaking hacks like speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks are not allowed. |
| How can I progress in the game? | Players can progress by following their “Advancements” menu and working on their personal island. |
| What mods are supported on the server? | The server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons. |
Imagine a world where your parents expect you to fund their dream house while you and your spouse are living the high life with a combined income that would make their jaws drop. Will you lend them money and enable their refusal to sell their properties, or will you stand your ground and let them figure it out on their own?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between family loyalty and financial responsibility as you navigate through the twists and turns of this crazy Minecraft server. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who refuses to lend a helping hand?
Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and money management in a virtual world like no other! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you with outrageous family drama?
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. Ninja. Chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas to even notice?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the ninja chickens, in which case, good luck).
we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing zombies. you can ride a unicorn into battle or challenge a dragon to a dance-off.
join our server and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited pizza and ice cream for all players.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. dinosaurs welcome.
| Key Features |
|---|
| Origins: Choose from unique origins with abilities and challenges. |
| Towny: Build and manage your own town, form alliances. |
| Toggleable PvP: Switch between peaceful building and battles. |
| Economy: Earn, trade, and grow wealth with balanced system. |
| Frequent Updates: Dedicated team adds new content regularly. |
Join today and be a part of something special!
| IP | starlight.mcserv.fun (Port – 25565) |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR |
| Website | https://starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com |
| Bluemap | http://152.228.159.209:25531/#world:-440:0:-1201:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective |
A: Yes, our server is available on Cracked versions as well.
A: When you join the server, you can choose from a variety of unique Origins to start your gameplay experience.
A: While there are no strict rules, we encourage players to collaborate, form alliances, and create thriving communities in Towny.
A: No, PvP is toggleable, so you can choose whether to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.