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CreeperCustodian

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

CanMexCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, CanMexCraft, donald trump, economic policy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, international trade, mexico, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, political tensions, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade relations, trade war, united states

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2654	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Animals Bred:	71	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.

plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)

CraftyTrudeau25%Tariffs

Canada, CraftyTrudeau25Tariffs, cross-border relations, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, Import Taxes, international relations, North America, Politics, Retaliates, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade war, trudeau, trump, Usa

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.

like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.

plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.

so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Endless Eden

Active, behind, Claims, Community, Discord, dragon fight, Eden, Endless, hour, Join, Minecraft, newly released, Player Base, Player Shops, Playing, released, Semi Vanilla, Server, Seth, smp, teamates, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	189	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8106
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Active Players	10-15
Dragon Fight	Upcoming in about an hour
Server Age	Newly released

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations.
Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new?	Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.

Celeb Thread Adventure 1.21

Adventure, Aw shit here we go again, behind the scenes, celeb, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity interviews, celebrity scandals, celebrity sightings, Edition, entertainment industry, famous people, Hollywood drama, Hollywood news, movie stars, music artists, paparazzi photos, red carpet fashion, social media influencers, tabloid rumors, Thread, TV personalities

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with memes and celebrities.

Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”

HighCraftSILsNFriends

Beach, clubbing, Communication, Drinking, Fiance, Friends, getting high, HighCraftSILsNFriends, judgment, partying, peer pressure, recreational drug use, relationships, Self-expression, sister-in-law, smoking weed, socializing, Trust, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting high with your SIL and friends is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with beach parties, late-night shenanigans, and of course, some good old-fashioned weed smoking.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditOnASatNight – Minecraft SMP

Boredom, digital addiction, digital age, discussion, Entertainment, forum, internet, late night, Minecraft, online activity, Online Community, procrastination, reddit, RedditOnASatNight, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, social media, socializing, Technology, time wasting, virtual interaction, virtual socializing, weekend

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

TrumpCraft2020

activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, civil rights, democratic values, General strike, government accountability, grassroots movement, political activism, political change, Political protest, political resistance, protest, public demonstration, resistance, resistance movement, social change, social justice, solidarity, Trump administration, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without worrying about those pesky green baddies blowing it up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, canada news, CraftyCanuck, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, global trade, government policy, Import Taxes, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, North America, political news, retaliatory tariffs, Server, tariff announcement, Tariffs, trade dispute, trade relations, trade war, U.S. goods, united states

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Void Armor Forged:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so like, u know how canada is always chillin up there with their maple syrup and hockey and stuff? well, they just dropped a bombshell and announced they gonna slap 25 PERCENT TARIFFS on all u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, can u even imagine the chaos that’s gonna cause? but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we hoard alllll the maple syrup. plus, we got a hockey rink made entirely out of ice blocks. so come on over and leave all that tariff madness behind!

TacoCraft: Tariff Wars

border relations, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic policy, foreign policy, Import Taxes, international relations, Mexican, mexico, NAFTA, North America, orders, political decisions, president, retaliatory, TacoCraft, tariff, Tariffs, trade war, Trump administration, U.S, united states, Wars

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	5561
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

haha omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the mexican president is like “imma get u back, u.s. with my epic tariffs” and then all the players are like “whaaaaaat” and start building walls in the game to protect themselves from the crazy tariffs lololol. come join the fun and see who will win this epic trade war in minecraft land! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🌮🇲🇽

Tapirira’s Anti-MineCraft Fun

anticancer, antimalarial, AntiMineCraft, bioactive compounds, cancer treatment, extracts, Fun, health benefits, herbal remedies, in vitro, malaria treatment, medical breakthrough, natural medicine, pharmaceuticals, plant extracts, plant-based medicine, Potential, research, scientific discovery, study, Tapirira guianensis, Tapiriras, traditional medicine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9916	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	8208	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumtin, dis server is so lit that even da Tapirira guianensis extracts are all up in dis bizness. dey got dat antimalarial and anticancer potential in vitro, like wut even is dat? but it’s all good cuz dey got dem bioactive compounds dat will blow ur mind. so if u wanna have a blast and get ur mind blown, join dis server and let’s get wild together!