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  • CreeperCafe: Daughter’s Delight

    CreeperCafe: Daughter’s Delight
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and etiquette? Look no further than our server, where we believe in following strict rules of etiquette even in the virtual world!

    Join us and experience the thrill of ordering virtual meals with your friends, but be warned – if you order something too expensive, you might just get a virtual scolding from our virtual dad NPC! Don’t worry, our virtual chicken fried steak is affordable for everyone, so you won’t have to worry about breaking any virtual etiquette rules.

    And if you think our virtual dad is strict, just wait until you meet our virtual grandma NPC who will lecture you on the importance of saying thank you and helping out around the virtual house. But hey, at least you’ll learn some valuable virtual life lessons along the way!

    So come join our server and learn the importance of manners, respect, and virtual chicken fried steak. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

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  • CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

    CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

    Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

    Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

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  • CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

    CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!
    So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

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