Are you tired of economic recessions ruining your Minecraft gameplay? Join our SMP where every player who aligns with the Democratic party gets a guaranteed job in our virtual economy! Since Reagan, every Republican president has brought nothing but financial chaos to our server, while every Democrat has brought prosperity and growth. Don’t let your virtual wallet suffer, join us and thrive in a world where the economy is always booming!
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Every Republican Minecraft SMP President Since Reagan Has Experienced An Economic Creeper Explosion
CONSERVATIVE, creeper, Democrat, Economic, economic growth, economic recession, economic stability, Economy, experienced, explosion, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, inflation, job creation, Jobs, Minecraft, party politics, Politics, president, reagan, recession prevention, REPUBLICAN, smp, tax policy, unemployment
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Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – Creeper Clique
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules, but who really follows those anyway?Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Our server is like F-list, but with blocks! Create your own character profile, find like-minded players with similar interests and fetishes (we won’t judge), and roleplay to your heart’s content.
Forget about boring old survival mode, we’ve got webchat for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.
But wait, there’s more! Our community pastebin is filled with juicy gossip, our profile image search tool will help you find the perfect skin, and our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the drama.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can unmake all the Ankhas you want? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the chaos begin!
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Combo Club
Adventure, Arena, BUILD, challenge, compete, creeper, Custom Ranks, ender dragon, Explore, Fun, Kits, Mini Games, multiplayer, Nether, Playstyle, PvP, Redstone, skeleton, smp, strategy, Survival, Vanilla
A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.
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Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP
athlete, athlete achievement, carbabby, challenge, Champion, champion in sport, champion mindset, Competition, creeper, Dedication, determination, elite athlete, hard work, IMPOSSIBLE, Minecraft, olympics, perseverance, pro tip, smp, Sport, Sportsmanship, success, Victory, winner
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
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The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP
Barbie Crampton, creeper, creepy, Edition, fear, general, ghost, Gore, Haunted, Horror, horror film, Minecraft, Monster, Scary, scream, slasher, smp, spooky, Supernatural, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, thriller movieWelcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!
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Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server
Beliefs, Christian, Christianity, Church, church attendance, church community, creeper, Evangelicalism, FAITH, gender disparity, gender gap, gender imbalance, Minecraft, Religion, religious affiliation, religious demographics, religious identity, religious participation, Server, spirituality, white evangelicals, Young men, young women
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?
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Sorry for Creeper Explosion Minecraft SMP
Accountability, compensation, consequences, creeper, explosion, forgiveness, Grief, innocent people, Justice, killing, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, remorse, remorseful, restitution, retributions, smp, sorrow, Sorry., Tragedy, tragic event
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and apologies are just a formality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting away with murder and only having to say “sorry” as your punishment. Who needs justice when you can just respawn, am I right?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between the Chicken Army and their enemies, the Cow Coalition.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia controls the underworld with an iron hoof. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their breakfast?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting your pixelated demise.
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Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server
Ban, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Copium, Crafty, creeper, early access, general, Global 1488old, honeypot, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, News, November 15th, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, Pathofexile.com, Pathofexile2.com, POE 2, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a giant rubber chicken that shoots lasers! Take down those zombies in style and show them who’s boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here! Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the wackiest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles
All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Chronicles, Costume Party Mixer, creeper, Dawntrail Genera, Dynamis, ELEMENTALS, EU, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Primal Mist, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!
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The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
145114136, ANONYMOUS, anonymous contest winner, anonymous success, anonymous victory, anonymous winner, celebration, Contest, creeper, Lucky, lucky number, Minecraft, number, Prize, prize winner, smp, success, Victory, winner, winning entry, winning moment, Wins
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!
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Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
#covert operations, Analysts, CANCELLED, CHANGE, cia, Classified, cover story, crazy reasons, creeper, Deception, Espionage, family, government agency, holiday plans, intelligence, Invasion, last minute, made up, MI5, secret mission, SECURITY, top secret, undercover, vacation
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”
And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!
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Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
adrenals, bio distribution, blocks, Blood-Brain Barrier, CDC, creeper, crime, disabled, Dr. Robert Chandler, explosions, Greatest, Holocaust, injection site, liver, lymphatic system, Minecraft, mRNA bioweapon, multi-organ system failure, Naomi, Naomi Wolf, ovaries, Pfizer, Rats, six shots, smp, spleen, sterilized, systemic damage, Wolf
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?
But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!
So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!
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Creeper Therapy Co.
anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, TherapyAre you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!
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MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
#sustainability, agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, climate change, Cows, creeper, dairy industry, emissions data, Environmental awareness, environmental degradation, environmental impact, farts, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, industrial farming, Livestock, meat, methane emissions, methane production, moocraft, Outgas, Pollution, Report
lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!
if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Join Dragon’s Legacy RPG – Where dragons rule and mods drool! Server launch in 4 days!
Days, dragons, Drool, Join, Launch, Legacy, Minecraft Server RPG Official Launch Roleplay Modded Embark Epic Journey Features Mobs Mounts Gear Blocks Builder Skills Races Classes Quests, Mods, Roleplay, RPG, rule, ServerDragon’s Legacy RPG Official Server Overview
Features New mobs, mounts, gear Thousands of new blocks Skills, races, classes Quests, structures, biomes Modpack tutorial for one click install on Discord
Launch day: 08/30/24
Join us today and Forge your Legacy!
FAQ
Question Answer How do I install the modpack? Follow the tutorial on our Discord for a one click install. What features does the server offer? New mobs, mounts, gear, blocks, skills, races, classes, quests, structures, biomes, and more. When is the launch day? 08/30/24 How can I join the community? Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/aBQa6p2AwX
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AlienCraft Minecraft Server
Advanced Weapons, AlienCraft, benevolent, brutalist concrete cities, cement formula, Game, Geniuses, hidden caves, Jewish architecture, Jews, Minecraft, Nazis, Plot, reverse engineered, satanic rituals, Server, Sinister, space aliens, superior technology, War
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server has a completely unique twist that will blow your mind!Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?
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BlackrockManga SMP
Acquisition, blackrock, BlackrockManga, business news, buyout, corporate restructuring, corporate takeover, financial news, industry analysis, industry shakeup, investment strategy, Japanese comics, manga creators, Manga fans, manga industry, manga market trends, manga publishers, market impact, media conglomerate, Publishing industry, smpWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated the chaos of the manga industry moments after Blackrock buys it! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a sprinkle of romance (if you’re lucky).Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of manga characters come to life and start arguing over who gets the next chapter release. Will you help settle their disputes or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant manga monster, and it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat it before it takes over the server. Can you save the day and earn the title of Manga Master?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of the manga industry like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
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PassportPVP Minecraft Server
American, Bar crawl, British, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural knowledge, drunken behavior, dual citizen, family history, heritage, immigration, insult, irish, judgment, Minecraft, Nationality, Offense, passport, PassportPVP, patriotism, Server, Stereotypes, temper
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?
So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!
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MommaMIAWeddingDrama
bridezilla, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, late arrival, MommaMIAWeddingDrama, mother-daughter conflict, starting on time, tight schedule, wedding ceremony, wedding day conflicts, wedding day drama, wedding day expectations, wedding day mishap, wedding day timeline, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding stress, Wedding Timeline, wedding traditionsAre you tired of missing out on important events because your family can’t get their act together? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time management is key!Imagine a wedding where the bride walks herself down the aisle because her family is too busy changing outfits 20 minutes away. Picture a ceremony starting late because the guests can’t make it on time.
But wait, there’s more! Blame the bakery for not having buns ready, blame a train for stopping you, blame the bride for not calling to check on your whereabouts. It’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss out on!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a well-organized wedding when you can have a hilarious disaster instead? Let’s see if you can make it to the ceremony on time, or if you’ll be stuck in traffic with the rest of the guests!
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BeliefGuru Minecraft SMP
alternative beliefs, BELIEF, BeliefGuru, controversial beliefs, conviction, creed, doctrine, Dogma, FAITH, Ideology, individual beliefs, Minecraft, non-traditional beliefs, personal beliefs, perspective, philosophy, Principles, smp, spirituality, unconventional beliefs, unique beliefs, unpopular beliefs, VALUESAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of llama sacrifices to summon rare mobs! That’s right, forget about mining for hours to find that elusive Enderman, just sacrifice a llama and watch as it magically appears before your eyes!But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of chicken wizards who can grant you special powers in exchange for golden feathers. Want to fly like a chicken? Just trade in some feathers and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the weird and wacky world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side to the game that you never knew existed!
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RegretCraft: Insomnia Edition
biggest regret, Edition, emotional baggage, Healing Process, inner turmoil, insomnia, letting go, living in the past, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets in life, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, sleepless nights, unresolved emotionsAre you tired of carrying around the burden of your biggest regret like a backpack full of anvils? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to help you forget all about it! Join us and let our pixelated world whisk you away to a land of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.Imagine a place where your biggest regret is transformed into a cute little blocky pig that follows you around, reminding you that life is too short to dwell on the past. Build a giant monument to your regret and then blow it up with a TNT cannon, because why not?
Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your regrets behind in a cloud of pixelated smoke.
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BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server
2025 battles, Army, BrigadeCraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Equipment, forbes, Geopolitics, mechanized brigades, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, Preparation, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tactics, Training, Troops, Ukraine, WARFAREhaha ukraine be like “let’s get ready for battle in 2025” like they know what’s gonna happen in 4 years lmao. but guess what? our minecraft server is already prepared for the ultimate battle of the century! join us and be part of the most epic mechanized brigades ever seen in the virtual world. we got tanks, we got helicopters, we even got flying pigs armed with laser beams! who needs ukraine when you can conquer the minecraft world with us? come join now and show them who’s boss!
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Durov’s Crafty Kremlin-Killa
app, Communication, Crafty, cybersecurity, digital rights, Durov, Durovs, Founder, France, freedom of speech, Government, intimidate, Kremlin, KremlinKilla, Messaging, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, Warning
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base inspired by the Kremlin! we got russian spies, french baguettes, and a crazy dude named Durov who will warn you if you try to intimidate him! join now for a chance to be a part of our international espionage adventures and build your own secret base to hide from the authorities! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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PharmaFishRewiredMC
altering behaviour, Antidepressant pollution, fish behaviour, fish reproduction, international study, life history, long term exposure, pharmaceutical pollutants, PharmaFishRewiredMC, reproductive traitsso, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even da fish in da game be gettin affected by da antidepressant pollution! yea, u heard me right, da fish be actin all cray cray cuz of dem pharmaceutical pollutants!imagine u swimmin in da ocean in minecraft and u see a fish doin backflips and breakdancin cuz it been exposed to dem drugs! it’s a whole new level of entertainment, i tell ya!
join dis server and witness da wackiest fish behaviour u ever seen in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it! plus, u can build ur own underwater drugstore for da fish to get their fix, it’s a win-win situation!
so come on, what u waitin for? join dis server and experience da madness for urself! it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget, dat’s for sure!