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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1293 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 1730 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
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