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BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	196
Potions Brewed:	144	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5798	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9394	Divine Spears Created:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	117	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4991
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Animals Bred:	51
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!