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ArgenCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pay off billions in debt just by playing minecraft!!! like, who needs a job when you can just mine some diamonds and boom debt free!!! also, our server is run by a llama named carl who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a stick and a potato. legend says he can summon lightning bolts with a single spit. so yeah, join us for the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!!! -
The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
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DebtCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being in debt in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house! With a global debt of $315 trillion, who do we owe to? Probably Herobrine, that sneaky guy always causing chaos in the economy. Join us and help pay off the debt by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player on the server and finally pay off that pesky debt! -
MtGoxUnlocksMinecraftSMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Bitstamp will start distributing Bitcoin and Bitcoin Cash to Mt. Gox creditors on July 25th – but that’s not all!Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret admin on our server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Not to mention, our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks – talk about bling bling!
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a pack of wild creepers dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with a chorus of explosions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.
So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks – they’re always up to no good.
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CreeperNation Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this wild minecraft server where ukraine is like, “yo, we gotta restructure our debt with these private creditors, but let’s do it in a super fun way on this server!”join us and help ukraine navigate through the treacherous world of debt restructuring while building epic structures and battling creepers.
we promise you’ll have a blast as you negotiate with creditors and fight off mobs at the same time. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where ukraine is the hero of the story?
so come on, join us and let’s make debt restructuring in minecraft the most exciting adventure ever!
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CarnyChampGFsBFFs
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!
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NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!
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WeddingCrashCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
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NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date. -
Crafty Defense Ministry
come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!