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DinoDiggin’ Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have so much fun that even dinosaurs want to join in on the action! Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly stumble upon a fossil that turns out to be a brand new dinosaur species. What do you do? Name it, of course! Join our server and become a paleontologist of the blocky world, discovering new prehistoric creatures left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a T-Rex chilling in a cave, just waiting for you to give it a hilarious name like Bob or Steve. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the next dino whisperer on our server – join now and start digging up some Jurassic fun! -
Creature Creator Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you! -
DinoDreams Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin! -
AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild! -
CraftyCreatureLand
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make your wildest dreams come true! Want to bring a mythical creature to life? Done! Just imagine riding a majestic unicorn through the pixelated plains or battling a fire-breathing dragon in the Nether. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and let your imagination run wild! -
Birth Buddies & Ancient Animals
OMG u gotta join dis server, cuz like, there be animals dat old as u on here! like, imagine a turtle dat was born da same day as u, but now it’s all big and wise and stuff. u can be friends with ancient animals on dis server, it’s like a time machine but with pixels and creepers. come join us and meet ur animal twin from da past, it’s gonna be epic! -
SemenVampireGamer Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are wild and the players are even wilder! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only currency is llama spit and the only way to win is by collecting as many chicken feathers as possible.But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the infamous semen vampire, a creature so terrifying that even creepers run in fear. Legend has it that if you can defeat the semen vampire in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn pigs into flying unicorns.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for those pesky semen vampires!
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VampHairRegenCraft
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the mobs are vampires. not like, sparkly twilight vampires, but like, old school scary vampires. they all have cool hairstyles and stuff, but here’s the catch – if you cut a vampire’s hair, it regrows instantly! it’s like they have magic hair or something.but that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can team up with other players to go on quests to find rare vampire hair accessories. like, imagine finding a vampire comb that gives you super speed, or a vampire hair gel that lets you fly. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
plus, the server has this crazy mini-game where you have to style the vampires’ hair before they go out on a hunt. if you do a good job, they’ll give you cool rewards like enchanted weapons or rare blocks. but if you mess up, they’ll turn you into a vampire and you’ll have to spend the rest of your days hunting for hair accessories.
so come join us on this wild minecraft server where the vampires have fabulous hair and the adventures are endless. who knows, you might even become the most stylish vampire hunter in all the land!
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PixelRain Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has a GPS feature that will guide you to your destination with just a click of a button! No more wandering aimlessly and getting lost in the wilderness like a lost puppy. Join us and never have to ask yourself, “where the fuck am I supposed to go??” again! -
WormyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drawthread has taken a wild turn into the realm of horny worms! Join us for a chance to witness the most scandalous worm drawings you’ve ever seen in your life. Our community of players have mastered the art of drawing seductive worms, and you won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of worm enthusiasts who have dedicated their lives to worshipping the almighty worm god. Legend has it that if you join our server and prove your loyalty to the worm god, you will be granted unimaginable powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most worm-filled adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – because once you enter the world of horny worms, there’s no turning back!