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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2354 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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