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  • Draco Allosaur Realm Adventure

    Draco Allosaur Realm Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN NOW: Discover the “…Save the Reptilian Furries!” Revolution!

    Welcome, brave soul! Your reality is about to unfurl into an exquisite tapestry of confusion! Our server is undeniably the best and also the worst—like ice cream in a furnace! Join us for a gameplay experience that is, without a doubt, definitely questionable! What even is a “Minecraft,” and how can you craft your disquieting redemption? Enter if you dare!

    Features of Insanity

    Feature Description
    Magical Dragon-Scaled Dinos Summon hybrid beasts that transcend time, space, and your grasp on sanity! They breathe dreams and question your existence!
    Infinite Crafting of Forgotten Realities Combine bread with existential dread to make… wait, what were we talking about again? Perfectly normal items for totally normal adventures!
    Whispers of the Server Every block you place echoes with the cries of distant beings. They may or may not be your imagination. Who cares?
    Morphic Biomes Experience worlds that shift when you blink! Today it’s a forest; tomorrow it’s where your worst fears reside!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Unhelpful Edition)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You must first perform a summoning chant under a full moon while wearing mismatched socks. If the sock spirits do not respond, you may try a Ouija board!

    Q: What version of Minecraft are we playing?

    A: Version 3.14 Reversed, but don’t worry, the texture pack is from that one reality where llamas are the supreme leaders, and all beings worship cupcakes!

    Q: Who are your admins?

    A: They are an ever-shifting collective of sentient fog and misplaced thoughts. Sometimes they even peek through your window at night. Mostly harmless… we think.

    Random Quotes from Our “Players

    “Females are fuzzy like a t-rex youngs, but the adults are fully covered with scales.”

    “It has the basic body composition of an allosaurus with bipedal digitigrade gait, powerful hind legs…”

    “Breathes fire. The creature is quite smart but not fully intelligent…”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

    No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

    First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

    Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

    But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Creature Creator Minecraft Server

    Creature Creator Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GoosebumpGhast

    GoosebumpGhast

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are so terrifyingly realistic that you’ll be sleeping with the lights on for weeks! We’re talking about zombies with glowing red eyes, skeletons that shoot flaming arrows, and creepers that explode into a million pieces of TNT. But don’t worry, we also have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Join our server if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where every corner could be your last!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AntCentaursRUs

    AntCentaursRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

    AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

    PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participating in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like you’ve never seen before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: /got/hotd/ – The Hot Potato of the Diamondrealm

    Minecraft SMP: /got/hotd/ – The Hot Potato of the Diamondrealm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further than Team Blacks Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, there is a secret underground base filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only listen to those who can do the chicken dance flawlessly.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

    So come join us on Team Blacks Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few wild wolves). Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KinkyCraft: No Scene Zone

    KinkyCraft: No Scene Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at your job? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting touched inappropriately is the pixels on your screen! Our server is a safe space free of harassment and full of fun adventures.

    Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.

    Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!

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  • LieCraft SMP: FrequentFibs

    LieCraft SMP: FrequentFibs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to lie again because our server is so epic, you won’t need to exaggerate your Minecraft skills anymore. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot fireworks. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. So come join us and let the lies melt away like butter in a hot furnace.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Living!

    Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Living!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to give up on life? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to know the secret to eternal life? Just ask our resident wizard, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring, mundane Minecraft servers. Life is too short to settle for anything less than pure, unadulterated craziness!

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