| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4417 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8137 |
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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3029 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 50 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7631 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5496 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 195 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 260 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5345 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4627 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 788 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 147 |
| Votes: | 1241 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9189 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8304 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.
Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?
So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6969 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!
But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.
And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!
So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9493 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.
And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1808 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9657 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 196 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 569 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4643 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6101 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.
But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!
And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!
With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
