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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8372 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol
