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  • Blockheads United!

    Blockheads United!

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.

    Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!

    Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!

    And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!

    Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!

    So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Obercraftde

    Obercraftde

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    This is a bungeecord server which offers you many options, we offer many MC versions including 1.7.x to 1.19.x, our biggest project is currently the community server! You can find further information at https://obercraft.de/home/Long description here:We have a variety of activities from survival to city building!We offer Bedwars, Skywars, Rage Game, Survival, Citybuild and Creative.Our server network consists of different MC versions so that every game mode has the optimal version.Anyone can play on a server, but we ask that you read the rules on our Discord server beforehand. You can find the Discord here: https://discord.gg/wgbVEZz7KhA big feature of our server network is that you can play with both the Java and Bedrock versions, so we don’t exclude anyone here, but if you have both versions, we recommend using the Java version.If you play with the Java version, you have the option to join with MC 1.7.x to 1.19.x. For each subserver it is described in square brackets which version you should use for the best performance, with Bedrock you should pay attention to this to use the latest version.For this server you need either a Java account or a purchased Minecraft Bedrock version; it is also possible to link both accounts with each other. You can find further information about this on our website.No mods are allowed on the server except Optifine, Labymod, Badlion, LunaPlease note that the server is still in the construction phase and bugs may occur.If you want to be on the current community server, you must first send us your in-game name on our discord so that we can add you to the whitelist. All other areas of the server do not require a whitelist! Attention, the roles cannot be purchased, we distribute them to people who support us, play for a long time, recommend us to other people or stream on our server.See you on the server then.

    obercraft.de

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  • CraftZ Parasites Minecraft server

    CraftZ Parasites Minecraft server

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    Since 2012, the MineCinema project has specialized in creating atmospheric game servers in Minecraft. The main direction of development is hardcore adaptation to the world of the apocalypse. We are inspired by such worlds as DayZ, STALKER and other games of a similar genre. Our team is trying to create a world that will not leave you indifferent to our creativity and will allow you and your friends to immerse yourself in an atmosphere of harsh and interesting survival. What are we waiting for? Go to CraftZ or StalCubic

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  • StarWorksMC

    StarWorksMC

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    1. Bending Survival Server

    Experience our first-ever server that’s been growing since the beginning. Key Features: Lands, Project Korra (PK Minecraft Bending), Balanced Gameplay. We value player suggestions and feedback.

    2. Bending Arena Server

    Join our competitive bending server with a focus on skill-based gameplay. Features: ELO Ratings, Custom Counters, Fast-paced action.

    3. Survived Server

    A unique server offering a fresh experience. Team up with friends and wield powerful weapons like Assault Rifles, Sniper Rifles, Grenades, and more.

    play.starworksmc.us

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  • Mystix Craft

    Mystix Craft

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    Mystix Craft is an upcoming and aspiring SMP server for those who are looking for a unique SMP experience.

    We directly import ideas and features requested by the community into the server with a common goal in mind – to make a unique survival experience.

    51.81.228.111

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  • Spookysmp

    Spookysmp

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    Server IP: spookysmp.apexmc.co

    spookysmp.apexmc.co

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  • VectCraft Minecraft server

    VectCraft Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hvx server without anti-cheat

    d7.gamely.pro:25813

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  • 8b8t PVP

    8b8t PVP

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    8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

    pvp.8b8t.me

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  • The World Is Your Oyster

    The World Is Your Oyster

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    =======SMP 1.20.X======= *Small Notice: Our server is Whitelisted, so be sure to join our discord to get invited!!!*This is a Free-build survival world. Its just regular survival without the worry of ones builds and hard work being tampered with. We are a heavily builder oriented server, so there is many quality of life plugins such as veinminer and Homes. The servers community is also another selling point of this server as it is a wide variety of people you are welcome to join! Staff is always willing to help players when they are asked. We do not hire players with short temper or not so caring attitude.

    smp.twiyosmp.world

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  • Warrior network

    Warrior network

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    Warrior Networ is an Indian Minecraft server that contains various fun minigames like  KitPvp, TNT Run, TNT Tag and much more along with the modern MMO-RPG style survival world. We are trying to make WARRIOR NETWORK the best Indian Minecraft server.

    This server is compatible with Java and cracked players.

    Join Now!Java :IP – WARRIORNETWORK.connect-mc.comVersion – 1.8.9-1.17.1

    MCPE / Bedrock –IP : WARRIORNETWORK.connect-mc.comPort : 20820Version : 1.17.1

    WARRIORNETWORK.connect-mc.com

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  • OLP Hardcore survival RU Minecraft server

    OLP Hardcore survival RU Minecraft server

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    Welcome to OLP Hardcore!Dynamic map: http://158.160.49.214:8123/

    Recently re-opened 24/7 vanilla minecraft server on maximum difficulty without garbage.

    Mutual respect and appropriate behavior are valued in our community.

    On server:

    No donation No /fly, /rtp, /call, etc. No kitstarts One private for 350k blocks and two sethomes are available – a bed and one manual There are jobs, scratch shops, places to build your own stores on spawn The world is limited, but with a dense population it can be expanded

    We are ready and love to support large-scale projects and structures of players.

    If you are interested in the opportunity to play classic Minecraft, as close as possible to SMP, welcome!

    158.160.49.214

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