Solarion SMP: Build & Play 18+

engaging social interactions, whitelisted community builders, BUILD, interactive puzzle games, diverse gameplay mechanics
Welcome to Solarion SMP!

Solarion is a chill place for folks who love Minecraft. Launched on Jan 10, 2025, this server has around 20 active players, peaking at 30. It’s a home for builders, friends, and fun!

Why Join Solarion SMP?

This is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server. It’s all about making friends and building cool stuff. If you like building, redstone, or just hanging out, you’ll fit right in!

Server Details
Season 5 Features
DataPacks & Plugins

Solarion uses Folia (a Paper fork). Here are some cool features:
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If you want to build big, make friends, and have fun, Solarion SMP is for you!

How to Join
Come be part of something awesome—apply today!
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EclipseSMP: Join The Dawn!

unique server events, Whimsical Exploration Realm, Creative Redstone Challenges, Artisan Crafting Community, Enigmatic Secrets Discovery
EclipseSMP

A New Dawn for Minecraft

EclipseSMP is not just any server. It’s a place for all who love to build, explore, and share. Here, the world is shaped by the players. No stress, just fun.

Server Info:
Lore & Mystery:

Wake up in The Garden, where a chatty squirrel named Oisin awaits. Find lost relics and secrets as the tale unfolds. Every build and trade adds to the story. Make towns, host events, or just chill with pals. Your choices matter!

Join Us!

Apply now and be part of the legend:

Join our Discord!
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Realmportal

Realmportal, SOUNDS, Classes, Terralith, Abilities

New Towny RPG Server

Features
Choose a class with various skills and abilities
Craft hundreds of unique custom items
Battle dozens of diverse mobs and 70+ new bosses
Explore massive dungeons for exclusive loot
Build your town in the terralith wilderness with 300+ new blocks
Engage in the player-run economy with player shops and auctions

Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone. Enjoy many quality of life features such as player warps, /sethome and /tpa. New textures, models and sounds, and no mods are required!

Online since 2013 with no pay to win elements. Join our Discord server here and join the server at realmportalmc.xyz Java only!

FAQ

Questions	Answers
Are there different classes to choose from?	Yes, players can choose from various classes with different skills and abilities.
Can players craft custom items?	Yes, there are hundreds of unique custom items to craft in the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at realmportalmc.xyz using Java.

Unhinged Journey: Indie to Holo

artist transitions, genre shifts, industry dynamics, holographic performance, indie

Join the Server of Eternal Confusion – You Won’t Regret It… Or Will You?

Welcome, brave traveler, to the paradoxical abyss of Minecraft Dimension X-777! Here, the blocks heartily whisper your name, but do you truly exist? Join us as we tumble down the rabbit hole of reality and absurdity! Are you ready to embrace chaos with open pixels? This is absolutely the best, or is it the worst? You decide! Unravel your sanity in our pixelated pandemonium!!!

Gameplay Features That Will Twist Your Mind

Feature	Explanation
Infinite Ender Dragon Melons	Harvest melons that scream the secrets of the universe. They sparkle but taste like regret.
Time-Traveling Creepers	These explosions might be in the past, present, or future! Spoiler: they always explode.
Backwards Gravity Mode	Jumping makes you fall upwards! Does the ground creep down to kiss you?
Bartender Villagers	Trade for enchanted drinks that will never make you sober! What’s your poison?
Dimension-Swapping Turtles	They shell-ter you from reality, but only on Tuesdays. Brace for existential dread!

FAQ – Answers to Questions You Didn’t Ask

Q: Is this server family-friendly?

A: Families? Who needs them when you have pixelated madness lurking behind every block? Are children demons in disguise? Who’s to say?

Q: How many players can join?

A: As many as can fit in the void! Or is it the void that consumes us? Don’t overthink it, just dive into the abyss!

Q: What’s the server’s IP?

A: IPs are fake; you are real, or are you a mere construct of someone’s nightmare? Send me your coordinates in your dreams.

Random Quotes from the Vacuum of Chaos

“burns ties with indies to go holo”
“burns ties with holos to go indie”
“Only the bravest dare to dance with existential dread.”

Gasly Split: Minecraft Server

Friendship Dynamics, minivan rental, relational tensions, economic disagreements, sharing expenses

👾 hey u, yeah u, the human with a brain that might be normal 💥 do u wanna join THE COOLEST minecraft server eva? listen up:

🥳 first off, u ever seen a blocky llama dance? no?? well you’re in for a treat cause we got llamas that can breakdance and shoot rainbows outta their butts! 🌈💩

🤔 u know how your friends went to florida and ended up arguing about money? well here, the only thing we argue about is who gets to ride the unicorn with the ridiculously big sunglasses! 🦄😎

😂 and guess what? we don’t split anything 50/50 here. nah, we trade for diamonds with banana peels and jellybeans! so pack ur candy for great deals! 🍌🍭

👉 listen, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the legend of the phantom who haunts the minivan we use for adventuring! the rumor is if you sit in the back seat, he tells the wildest ghost stories while driving u around. it’s legendary!!! 👻🚐

✨ but wait, there’s more! if u bring a pet rock, it will actually become your best friend that gives u hugs when you’re sad. we got so many proof videos of rock hugging! 🤗🪨

🛡️ also, there’s a secret treasure under the giant potato we built (idk why but it looks cool ok) and if u find it, you get a lifetime supply of cheese! 🧀 yeah we really like cheese, don’t judge us!

🔥 what are u waiting for? the pixelated adventure of a lifetime awaits! JUST CLICK JOIN, and ur life will change forever, or else u might end up hangin out with that couple from florida who think they can budget a trip in a minivan 🤪💸

hurry up there’s only room for crazy peeps here! DO IT!

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SnoopBlock: No Room for Peeking

creepiness, female perspective, roommate issues, Safety concerns, apartment dynamics

The Roommate Conspiracy Realm: Creepy Habitats and Unspoken Shadows

Welcome, brave wanderer! Step through the creaking portal of The Roommate Conspiracy Realm, where your belongings might not be your own, and every locked door is merely an invitation to the unknown! Here, rooms are but mere dimensions, and the true nature of your companions lies tangled in webs of inexplicable chaos.

A Glimpse into the Abyss

In this Minecraft universe, the normal rules of roommate coexistence have all but collapsed into a pixelated void where dialogue is cryptic, and motives are as opaque as Enderstone. Meet John, the roommate you thought you knew but could very well be a shape-shifting entity invading your personal sanctum! You are not alone in your dissent! The whispers in the wind hint at truths that twist like vines around your psyche, beckoning you into unsettling realms.

Features of This Unholy Sanctuary

Feature	Description
Locked Doors are Sacred!	Locking your residence may summon the ancient spirits of renters past.
Relay the Messages of the Unseen	Text messages become enchanted! They reveal only half-truths of the haunting. Everyone has a twisted agenda!
Eerie Room Disturbances	Embrace the fear as every block shifts when you’re not looking—what secrets do they hold?
Conspiratorial Dialogues	Conversation around obsidian tables often divulges unsettling secrets—hold tight to your sanity!

Roommate Roasts: Testimonies of the Spooked

"I swear I saw my dust catch on fire when I locked my door! Is there a nether portal in my living room?” – Anonymous Phantom

“John blinked for a solid minute last week—are his batteries running low?” – Suspicious Roommate

Cult of the Locked Door

Every player must choose their side! Will you align with the Cult of the Locked Door, chanting in defiance against unwarranted incursions? Or shall you let the chaos reign, embracing the reality of a roommate’s gaze lingering upon your woolen gym garments?

Secret Features to Soothe the Paranoia

Beyond The Chain-Link: When you think you’ve seen it all, gaze through the enchanted peep-holes to catch the truth—or beyond!
Surveillance Potions: Brew magical concoctions that reveal who really resides in your chamber of secrets.
The Alarm Stick: A simple stick that, when struck, unleashes a cacophony alerting all nearby to the presence of uninvited spelunkers.

Take the Leap or Trap from the Fire

Join The Roommate Conspiracy Realm, but tread lightly! Every turn could lead you deeper into the bizarre tapestry of mistrust and misplaced gym clothes.

WARNING: This server has been linked to 12 in-game bans worldwide. We can’t discuss why, but you’re here now—do you dare to find out?

FAQ of the Bewildered

Q: Why do doors feel like sentinels?
- A: They might be. Or maybe they are but everyday wooden blocks—depends how far down the rabbit hole you wish to fall.

Q: Is this server haunted?
- A: Haunted? Or just deeply misunderstood?

Don your diamond armor of faith, breathe deep, and enter a realm where paranoia blends with absurdity—where every decision is plagued with uncertainty! Join us now (or else…) in The Roommate Conspiracy Realm, and perhaps find out who truly controls the key!

Meet Your Mobs – Minecraft SMP

personal stories of evil, Meet, Minecraft, Evil individuals, personal experiences with evil

🪐🌟 Welcome to the most WILD Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! This ain’t your grandma’s server, nah! This place is ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED with more chaotic energy than a creeper on Red Bull! You ever met someone who has the ability to steal your diamonds while you’re trying to breathe? I’ve met a guy here who literally eats diamonds for breakfast and burps up Ender Pearls! 🍽️💎

You MUST join this server if you want to experience the most OUTRAGEOUS things ever! Like, once we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and it wasn’t even a cool volcano; it was just Greg’s backyard with lava blocks! Greg said he was ‘mad’ about it, but agenda was to lure people into his secret lair of darkness with spicy memes! 😂🔥

And if you’re into PvP, get ready! We’ve got a guy who uses enchantments that don’t even EXIST. Like, he was stabbing me with a “Sharpness 1000” sword and I was like “Bro, that’s not even a thing!” and he was just cackling like a villain from an 80s cartoon. He says he got it from the “Forbidden Chest” which is just a regular chest that someone MAY or MAY NOT have put in the Nether without a permit. 🚫

But like, the REAL kicker? There’s a spooky legend about a Mob that farts rainbows, and if you can catch it, it grants you the power to turn any block into cake. Yeah, cake! Can you imagine? You’re mining, and suddenly, BAM! Your cobblestone is now chocolate fudge cake! People will be fighting over your cake blocks like it’s Black Friday at Walmart! 🎂

Also, we ALL worship the ancient yet NOBLE Chicken God. Seriously, he gives us DOOM or BREAD depending on if you give him an offering of a feather and a potato. If you see someone running around with a potato and panicking, they’re probably trying to appease the Chicken God because he, like, gets REAL cranky. 😂🥔🐔

It’s not just a Minecraft adventure; it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled rollercoaster ride through a world where logic means nothing! So, if you want to build epic houses while battling potato-chicken overlords and dealing with Greg’s lava-hot temper, then you MUST, YOU MUST join this server! It’s like a circus but with more blocks and significantly less clowns (until Greg shows up again). 🤡🔨

So what are ya waiting for?! Come join the madness!

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PublicChaosCraft: Wild Tales!

crazy things people say in public, unheard public tales, hilarious public observations, bizarre public moments, craziest things heard in public

🎉 Welcome to the zaniest Minecraft server this side of the End Dimension! If you thought you’ve heard wild stories out in the real world, buckle up, because we’ve got legends that’ll make you question reality itself!

🌍 Join us to uncover the secrets of the Waffle-Topia! It’s said that if you build a waffle house in this voxelized wonderland, you might awaken the Great Syrup Dragon, who will grant you one ridiculous wish—like a pet Creeper that only explodes tickles!

🐉 Why settle for a boring life of crafting and survival when you could be battling the legendary Giggle Squid? This mythical beast is known to showers players with diamonds when hilariously defeated. Just remember: make sure to bring a spoon, as it’s often claimed that humor is what makes the Giggle Squid laugh itself to death!

⚔️ Ever heard of the Realm of Infinite Entity-Eating Endermen? You can join a faction that believes in harnessing their telekinetic powers to actually lift other players into the sky—often resulting in some rather absurd outcomes, like knitting giant Ender sweaters or having floating parties mid-air!

🪐 Plus, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where Minecraft grass grows only in shades of neon pink and the mobs gossip about you behind your back! Joining this server means you get to eavesdrop on the latest cow conspiracies—you wouldn’t believe what they think about the quality of your steak!

🎤 And don’t miss our annual "Sonic Boom Chicken" competition, where players must craft the most outrageous chicken costume (preferably glittery) to compete in a race where the winner’s prize is a lifetime supply of cake! Yes, cake—not just any cake, but a cake that sings you lullabies and is rumored to hide diamonds inside if you slice it just right!

🌌 Come find out what ‘Derpy Creeper Catastrophes’ are all about! Forget surviving the Night; you’ll be trying to navigate through a desert filled with creepers dressed as cats, every one of them purring and exploding in heart-shaped fireworks! It’s a furry frenzy out there!

✨ Join this server and immerse yourself in a world that’s crazier than a zombie on roller skates. Explore, conquer, and create memories that’ll leave your friends drooling with laughter—and, maybe, a little bit of jealousy!

🔑 Jump in now, because who wouldn’t want to tell their friends they’ve pet a glorified exploding cat? The only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner to live out the absurdity of Minecraft like it never has before! 🎮💕

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Romania’s No-Rush Zone

Romanias, Romania-Russia relations, NoRush, Eastern European politics, Romania

The Phantom Conflict of the Server From Beyond

Welcome to an uncharted reality. Here, the pixelated landscape of our Minecraft realm is tipped into an abyss where the shadows of geopolitical strife loom, and every block you place is a new saga of intrigue.

Manifestation of Conflict

The Enigmatic Realm of Romania, where the Russian military attache is more than just a figure cloaked in layers of bureaucracy—he’s an unwelcome whispering voice, now declared persona non grata. But in this world, boundaries dissolve like sugar cubes in rain. Will you traverse the land where diplomacy meets chaos?

Features You Never Knew You Needed

Feature	Description
Mystery Blocks	These blocks whisper secrets of political strife when mined. Beware!
Protest Zones	Parks of pixelated protests bloom unexpectedly. Handle with care!
Ambassador Spawning	Occasionally summon the “attache” to engage in blocky diplomacy.
Phantom Raids	Every 24 hours, a village might be raided by the ghosts of geopolitical tensions.
Chaos Chess Arena	Settle disputes with anarchic games of chess—a deep strategy for the deranged.

Conspiracies Stacked Higher than the Nether

Ever wondered if villagers are secretly government agents? Or if passive mobs are spies from another realm? Explore the myths spun by those who roam this pixelated dystopia.
A rumor persists: this server was allegedly banned in 12 countries—but the question remains: was it the blocks or the banter that crossed the line?

Testimonials from the Unwilling

"I joined for the blocks but got pulled into a war of existential dread!" – @CreeperCrisis69 "Best place to gather intel on the Ukraine situation while crafting an iron sword!" – @PixelPuppetMaster

**Your Disturbingly Vague Questions Answered! (Sort of)**

Q: Why is there a giant Kremlin-themed castle on the server?
- A: Some say it’s a fortress of prosperity; others believe it’s a glowing beacon of nightmares.

Q: Is the End Dimension a metaphor for Russian expansionism?
- A: All dimensions are open to interpretation—feel free to find your own truth!

The Server’s Dark Warnings

Enter at your own risk! Dungeon of Unspeakable Truths—a portal that leads to the unraveling narrative behind our realm’s existences. Forget logic, embrace the absurd!

Secret Features

Occasionally, a Villager of Dissent will pop up, claiming to offer a potion for “thwarting the madness,” but beware—the effect may just be the unraveling of your sanity.
Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, an unholy alliance of mobs gathers to decide the fate of your investments—will you join their ranks or be declared unwelcome?

Join the Chaos!

Dare to forge your legacy among the pixelated ruins of self-serving diplomacy and absurd politics? Tap into your inner anarchist, but remember—here, when you mine for answers, you might just unearth your worst nightmares.

Open your heart (but keep your eyes peeled)—the rabbit hole is deeper than it seems! What do you have to lose? Only your sanity. 💀

Silent X Brain Resilience

resilience, genetics of resilience, Science, mental health, Women

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join cuz, like, the players are all super cool and funny. also, there’s, like, this crazy story that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret of why women’s brains are more resilient. apparently, it’s all because of their ‘silent’ X chromosome. like, whoa, mind blown, right? so come join us and discover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling mobs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

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Creative Redstone Challenges

Welcome to Solarion SMP!

Why Join Solarion SMP?

Server Details

Season 5 Features

DataPacks & Plugins

Join Us!

How to Join

EclipseSMP

A New Dawn for Minecraft

Server Info:

Lore & Mystery: