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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

absurd lies, avoiding responsibilities, bizarre tactics, ClassSkipper, comical attempts, creative lies, desperate measures, Extreme Measures, fake illnesses, funny excuses, Minecraft, odd excuses, outlandish excuses, peculiar behaviors, quirky tactics, ridiculous attempts, smp, strange behaviors, unconventional methods, unorthodox strategies, unusual strategies, weird excuses, wild excuses

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8182	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Votes:	203	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Towns Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5237	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Emeralds Found:	8495	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	169

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	9372
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	3658	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8630	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Enchantments Applied:	271	Gods Slained:	1

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!