Hey folks!! A new SMP server is coming in 2 weeks! Mark your calendars for Friday, June 20. If we hit 25 members before then, we might launch sooner! 😄
It’s pure vanilla Minecraft. No fancy stuff, just the real deal. You can build, explore, or chill with pals. This SMP is all about making a fun and close community. ❤️
Wanna be part of the fun? Join our Discord!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.
So, if you think you’ve seen it all in Minecraft, think again and join our server to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Prove me wrong if you dare!
But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.
So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…
Our server is home to a community of players who aren’t afraid to get a little frisky in the virtual world. From sexy roleplay scenarios to scandalous pixel art creations, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground strip club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn in-game currency. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our weekly “Naked and Afraid” challenge where players must survive in the wilderness without any clothes on!
So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience that’s sure to leave you blushing and laughing all at once. Just make sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy – you never know when things might get a little heated!
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.
And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts for your safety (kind of).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.