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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”
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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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Americraft network
1vs1, Box, Experience, Ffa, Fun, gameplay, latin, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Survival
We are a Latin Minecraft server dedicated to providing the best survival experience and extensive gameplay, making your hours of play full of fun.
mc.americraft.es

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP Server that’s Dynmap-tic! Now with version 1.20.4! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Number of Players	300+
Number of Daily Players	20

About Us:

We have community built themed server events often! Easter is our next event!
We are whitelist only to stay closer to vanilla and protect your builds.
We are never restarting or having new “seasons”, so your builds will always be around
We are looking for players who love playing on worlds for a long time and don’t get bored quickly
Community shopping area is at spawn
Member ages range from 16-47, with most being in their 20-30s
We have some cool community builds happening at spawn right now!
A few mods and data packs are installed that help keep the server fresh! Things like dynmap, player heads, and admin tools to protect your hard work. We also have chat protection and a discord-minecraft chatbot. Nothing that requires any work on your part. Unless you want to use the voicechat mod.
Strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
Most of us don’t even have max armor yet, and many are still in iron/diamond!

Examples of Builds:

https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9

Discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, we are whitelist only to stay closer to vanilla and protect your builds.
Do you have themed server events?	Yes, we have community-built themed server events often. Easter is our next event!
What kind of mods and data packs do you have installed?	We have mods and data packs like dynmap, player heads, and admin tools to protect your hard work. We also have chat protection and a discord-minecraft chatbot. Nothing requires any work on your part.
What are the rules regarding griefing/stealing/hacking?	We have strict rules against griefing, stealing, and hacking on our server.
What is the age range of your members?	Member ages range from 16-47, with most being in their 20-30s.

GrimurRP VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	GrimurRP
High player count	Smaller community
Various mini-games and activities	Focus on world-building roleplay experience
Established server with reputation	New server launching on December 15th
Can be overwhelming for new players	Potential for a more personalized experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Hypixel?	Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its variety of mini-games and activities.
What is GrimurRP focused on?	GrimurRP is a world-building roleplay server that offers a fully realized steampunk experience with custom plugins and resource packs.
Which server has a larger player count?	Hypixel typically has a higher player count due to its established reputation and variety of games.
Which server is more suitable for new players?	GrimurRP might offer a more personalized experience for new players due to its smaller community and focused roleplay aspect.

CraftyLadies: Where even creepers can’t scare us away!
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Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!

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CraftyColumbianKnifeFight
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the dinosaurs in Colombia are trying to join in on the fun! Picture this: a dino trying to take a corner in a race, only to have a knife thrown at its head! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks. We’ve got so many cases of SOVL (Silliness Over Very Loud) that you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7. So come on and join the chaos, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional knife-wielding dino).

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NyanMC
Crates, Discord, Friends, Help, Homes, Kits, Land claiming, Mods, nicknames, pay to win, Problems, quality of life mods, self-hosted, Server, small warning, strangers, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Wild
NyanMC is a classic survival server self hosted by me, we do have a few quality of life mods (Vanilla Refresh, ManyManyCommands, Cadmus, Sessility) but other than those this server is fully vanilla! We also don’t have any pay-to-win things like crates or kits, everything is free and I don’t want your money, so if you’re looking for an escape from pay-to-win servers and just want to play MC with friends or strangers this is the server for you!
Some of the QOL features include : TPA, Land Claiming, /Wild, Homes, and Nicknames!
Currently we don’t have many players, so even just checking out the server helps a ton!
Small warning here, some mods are configured incorrectly and I’m working on fixing that, so there may be a few problems, if you find any please create a thread in the “Help” channel on our discord!
NyanMC.feathermc.gg

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TinySMP: Where the only spice is in our players! Join our harmless vanilla server!
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Minecraft Server Overview
Name Yani’s SMP Server
Host Yani
Start Date August 18, 2023
Timezone GMT+2
FAQs
1. What are the benefits of playing on this server?
– Active staff for instant punishment of griefing or unacceptable behavior
– Vanilla experience with small adjustments for gameplay
– Optional voicechat for greater gameplay experience
– Minimum age requirement recommended at 18 years old
– Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics
– Never lose all your work and time spent on the server even if inactive for months
2. How can I get an invite to the server?
– Add Yani on Discord at yani01 and ask for an invite

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AnimeCraft: /Y2K/ Edition – Where Pixels Meet Waifus
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old anime images? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most EPIC anime images straight out of the Y2K era! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant robots while listening to your favorite boy band from the 90s. Our server is so lit, even Pikachu would want to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and add some Y2K flair to your Minecraft experience!

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Crafty Bankruptcy: Where your virtual riches disappear faster than you can say ‘creeper!’
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Are you tired of being financially stable and want to join a Minecraft server that will leave you financially ruined? Look no further! Our server is guaranteed to drain your virtual bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.
Join us for a wild ride of spending all your in-game currency on useless virtual items that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, who needs real money when you can have stacks of virtual gold, right?
So come on down to our server and watch as your in-game riches disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. It’s a financial disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss out!

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Parkourcivi4
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This is the newest parkour civilization themed server that IS NOT a copy of another server !
I really hope you like the server very much as we love our community and we will repond to any question in the discord server !
Parkourcivi4.minehut.gg

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