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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3735
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	113
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

PixelPanicCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes.

ever seen a chicken ride a minecart? well, you will on our server. the villagers have their own reality show and the zombies are actually pretty good at karaoke.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every friday night.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible. just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

TongueTechMed: AI Diagnose Fun

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	773924

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our AI algorithm is like a freakin’ doctor, man! It can look at your tongue and tell you if you got diabetes, a stroke, asthma, or even freakin’ COVID-19! Like, who needs a real doctor when you got a virtual one in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, it’s like, using ancient Chinese medicine techniques from 2000 years ago, so you know it’s legit AF. Come join us and let our AI doc check out your tongue, yo! It’s like, the future of healthcare, but in a blocky world.

MemeGaming

Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	58263	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

A 1.21 survival server with land claiming, homes, leveling and a few terrain generation data packs. Optionally you can use the simple voice chat mod to talk with other people on the server!

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HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	196
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	9574	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	132
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Crops Grown:	6738	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!