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CyclopsCraft: Squared Cinema
join our epic minecraft server where we all pretend to be cyclops and the aspect ratio of everything is a SQUARE. why be a boring ol’ regular person when you can be a one-eyed monster in a blocky world? come join us for some wacky adventures and see the world in a whole new way. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy fun! -
ToneCraft – Periodic Beats
so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.
plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.
so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸
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PixelFlicks Minecraft Server
Picture this: you’re wandering through the vast world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a server like no other. This server is like a movie with a cool concept but wrong execution – except in this case, the concept is so outrageous and the execution is so hilariously perfect that you can’t help but join in on the fun.Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging explosive chickens. Our server is like a blockbuster movie gone wrong in all the right ways – you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the ultimate blend of chaos, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a well-executed movie when you can have a server like this?
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MovieMagic Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite movie! Imagine being able to bring to life any fictional movie you can think of – from battling dinosaurs in Jurassic Park to fighting off zombies in a post-apocalyptic world.Join our server and experience the thrill of living out your wildest movie fantasies in blocky form. Who needs Hollywood when you can create your own epic adventures right here? So come on, grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic Minecraft experience like no other!
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BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition
join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!
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Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!
Lifesteal Survival Server Overview
Server IP 198.244.176.183:25600 Features LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is LevelledMobs? LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp. How does Lifesteal work? Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon. Are there any special plugins available? Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience. Is PVP allowed on the spawn island? No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players. -
HornyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! -
Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade
Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?
And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.
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BdayBashBlockParty
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel neglected on your birthday like this poor soul! On our server, every day is a celebration filled with cake for breakfast, extravagant dinners, and non-stop fun.Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.
Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.
So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company on your birthday?
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Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking