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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5087 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 |
| Farms Harvested: | 385 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?
Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!
