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Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Runes Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	9789
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	7219
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2371
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Crops Grown:	8947	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Votes:	463
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	1713	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5681	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5739	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!