Water Smp

[2 week old], [Air SMP], [core protect], [create shops], [name for yourself], [player based economy], alcohol, Bluemap, BUILD, Established, Explore, Graves, Minecraft, PvE, Server, Shopkeepers, smp, Vanilla, Water

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Join the Air SMP, a 2 week old vanilla+ server, not everyone is established so go ahead and make a name for yourself!

What we offer:

A vanilla+ experience that doesn’t take away from the original game

Active and welcoming members and staff

Bluemap, graves, shopkeepers, alcohol, and more

Freedom to build, explore, create shops, etc. without the need to worry about your stuff being stolen with core protect

Player based economy

Join now at https://discord.gg/B5Cv4yRXsC and whitelist yourself after reading the rules and info 🙂

Digging for Diamonds – Minecraft Mayhem

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, hdg, helldiver, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, loadouts, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, samples, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, top down, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	78	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs!

Imagine this: you are a Creeper Diver, a member of the most elite fighting force in the Minecraft universe. You and your squad will battle against alien threats on various planets, completing insane missions in procedurally generated worlds. Each successful mission brings you one step closer to total victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will transport you to the year 2024, where you can experience co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter action like never before. And the best part? You can play on both Steam and PS5, because we’re just that cool.

If you’re wondering about our origins, don’t worry! Our server is inspired by the legendary Creeper Divers game from 2015. It’s like the OG version, but with a modern twist that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, when in doubt, always remember to watch out for those sneaky Creeper Divers dropping samples on your head. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.

McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

affordable, battle, Big mac, BUILD, BURGERS, childhood memories, comfort food, convenience, drive thru, fast food, fast food chain, Fries, Global, golden arches, Happy Meal, iconic, Indulgent, McCrafty, McDonald, McFlurry, McMadness, Restaurant, ronald mcdonald, Tasty

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant McDonald’s burgers and fries. But that’s not all! You can ride on a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour, a dragon made out of cheese swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a unicorn as a pet!

So come join our server and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpyCraft: Family Edition

action, adorable, comedy, dumb, dynamic, Edition, Espionage, family, humor, little girl, Manga, Manga adaptation, manga series, relationships, sense, Spy, spy x family, Spycraft, Stereotypes, straight guy, Thriller, WOMAN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Welcome to our totally wacky and wild Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a gravity-defying feature where you can literally walk on walls and ceilings. It’s like defying the laws of physics, but in Minecraft!

– We have a secret underground dancing llama club where you can party with your pixelated pals all night long. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

– Our server is home to the legendary unicorn army that roams the land, spreading rainbows and sparkles wherever they go. Join them in their quest for glittery domination!

– If you’re looking for a challenge, try to find the hidden enchanted hot dog stand in the middle of the desert. Rumor has it that they serve the best diamond-encrusted hot dogs in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes

Conservatives, conspiracy theories, Crafty, current events, digital engagement, echo chamber, ideological divide, internet culture, lockdowns, Masks, Mining, Misinformation, online activity, online debate, polarization, political discourse, public health, public opinion, right wing, social media, societal impact, Vaccines, Votes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Reasons to Join:

Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

ClockWifesTitsMC, LOLZiest, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	7892
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

brand awareness, business strategy, competition analysis, consumer demand, customer feedback, distribution channels, Gamers, Less than 5 million units sold, low sales, market research, market saturation, marketing mistakes, pricing strategy, product development, product failure, promotional tactics, sales forecasting, sales performance, target audience, what went wrong

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, alcohol, And, Disgusting, hi, human history, in, is.., Killer, long trail tags, Minecraft, most, my, name.., Samuel Killerman, Samuels, single, substance, tags, the

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	166
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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