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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 213 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.
2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?
3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!