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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2172 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1975 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
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