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FreeCraft Minecraft Server

autist, big corporations, Choice, codebase, death cult, Disaster, essential projects, FAGGOT, free software, Freecraft, freedom of expression, gay ecosystem, internet, major corporation, microsoft, Minecraft, neutral language, non-profit competition, organization, proprietary companies, Server, Stroke, user friendly systems

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a death cult that hunts down players who don’t use neutral language in our secret codebase that only 1% of people will ever see! We’re all about spreading aids to existing projects and taking down any non-profit competition against big corporations. Plus, we do absolutely nothing to stop the diminishing freedom of expression and choice on the internet – we even support it!

But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!

BedBounce Minecraft Server

apartment, BedBounce, Best Friend, Boundaries, college students, Communication, Friends, liberal, living arrangement, Masters, Minecraft, Moving, one bedroom, overreacting, PhD, roommate, saving money, Server, sex, Talk, temporary, two bedroom, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing is caring…except when it comes to your roommate having sex on your bed without asking first!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected roomie escapades, where you never know what might happen next. Will your roommate invite their friends over for a party and end up using your bed as a love nest? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we promise that all awkward situations will be handled with a sense of humor and a touch of outrageousness. Who needs boundaries when you can have a good laugh instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might just end up with a crazy roommate story to tell for years to come!

ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, custody, Divorce, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, ex wife, ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH, family dynamics, Guilt, Kids, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, self-care, step-parenting, stepchildren

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of blended families and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your own family of pixelated characters and avoid any baby mama drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-partners asking for favors and guilt trips. Build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about watching someone else’s kids or dealing with past relationship baggage.

We offer a safe and fun environment where you can focus on crafting, mining, and building without any real-life interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Don’t OverthinkCraft

anxiety, cognitive behavior, coping mechanisms, dont, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, overanalyzing, OverthinkCraft, overthinking, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-doubt, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of being told to stop overthinking everything? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

On our server, overthinking is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special section just for overthinkers where you can spend hours meticulously planning out every block placement and crafting recipe. Trust us, your overthinking skills will finally be put to good use here.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let your overthinking flag fly high. Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where overthinking is the norm. The possibilities are endless, just like your racing thoughts.

PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!

Corruption, court ruling, european union, far right leader, Financial Misconduct, French politics, Fun, Jean-Marie Le Pen, justice system, legal case, legal decision, legal immunity, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, legal trouble, misuse of EU funds, National Front, PenCraftEU, political controversy, scandal, trial, unfit to stand trial

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

ManVsBearSurvival

Animal Attack, Bear, Choice, danger, Decision making, defense mechanism, fight or flight, human vs animal, Instinct, man, ManVsBearSurvival, predator, prey, Protection, Risk, Safety, self defense, Survival, survival skills, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1743
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Votes:	2071	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

join dis server if u wanna avoid bears cuz we got a bear repellent plugin dat makes dem run away in fear. but watch out for da players, dey can be even scarier dan da bears! come join us and see if u can survive da madness and mayhem of our wild and wacky world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and see if u have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

PvP Fixer Minecraft Server

fix PvP, Fixer, improving PvP, Minecraft, PvP, PvP balance, PvP balance adjustments, PvP changes, pvp community, PvP competition, PvP discussion, PvP feedback, pvp gameplay, PvP improvements, PvP issues, PvP matchmaking, PvP mechanics, PvP meta, PvP player experience, PvP rewards, PvP solutions, PvP Strategies, PvP updates, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Tired of getting wrecked in PvP? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of ninja pig jousting! Our expert trainers will teach you how to ride pigs into battle while wielding a diamond sword in each hand. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit ’em!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 30 seconds. Imagine the look on your opponent’s face when they try to attack a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate PvP master!

ParasocialCraft Minecraft Server

building relationships, Communication, Community, emotional connection, fear of intimacy, forming connections, Human Connection, Loneliness, long distance friendships, mental health, Minecraft, online relationships, parasocial relationships, ParasocialCraft, personal growth, self reflection, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, virtual friends

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of feeling empty and afraid of forming real relationships? Do you struggle with interacting properly in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and become part of a wacky community where you can talk to people as if they were your friends, even though you’ll never meet them in person. Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual friendships that will last a lifetime (or until the server shuts down)? Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed

Allowed, basement, BEDROOM, bros, brother, comfort, Crib, CribCrafters, family, floor mattress, health, IMPOSSIBLE, LOGISTICS, mom’s house, Moving, Pregnant, privacy, room, SIL, Son, UpStairs, Visit, weekend

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and build your own virtual crib for your baby Minecraft character. No need to worry about sharing rooms with your brother’s family or dealing with logistics – just focus on creating the perfect virtual space for your little one to sleep peacefully.

Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground crib dungeon to explore!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life crib drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building pixelated cribs than dealing with family disputes over room assignments!

PlantPottyCraft

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, biology, digestive system, Earth, ecosystem, Environment, Farming, gardening, growth, MINERALS, Nutrients, organic, photosynthesis, Plant, PlantPottyCraft, Plants, Roots, Science, Water

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the soil is a plant’s digestive system! that’s right, you can grow your crops in the most unique way possible, by feeding them directly into the ground like a hungry hippo!

our server is so lit that the creepers have started their own dance crew, they call themselves the “Boom Boom Boogie Brigade” and they drop the sickest beats while they blow up your house.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!

we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but watch out for the ninja pigs that guard them. they may look cute, but they will karate chop you into oblivion if you try to steal their loot.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most wacky minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it.