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  • Pixel Pervs

    Pixel Pervs
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8288
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

    Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

    So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

    MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5147
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

    Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

    ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 680
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 102 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
    Server Type Survival
    Active Since Over 1 year
    Current Players 2 (actively recruiting)
    Requirements Premium account, +17 years old
    Server IP Hosting with Essentials

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server public or private? The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
    Can players collaborate on projects? Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
    How can I join the server? Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyLoveCraft

    PuppyLoveCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7345
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 499 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

    4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

    5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

    Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8889
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Mines Excavated: 2341
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

    Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

    But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

    And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

    So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3550
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 214
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

    Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

    But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

    Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 6133
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

    Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6760
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Potatoland SMP Overview
    Server Type Whitelisted Survival
    Features

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

    Is the server currently under development?

    Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

    Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mayhem

    Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 9448
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

    So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Jewels

    Blocky Jewels
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5801
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 248 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mines Excavated: 4117
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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