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SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Star Shards Collected:	55	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join us on our server where the dip is always flowing and the party never stops!

We’ve got a secret recipe for our dip that will have you slurping it down faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Trust us, once you’ve tasted this dip, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have found hidden treasures deep within the mines, including a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure (and dip)!

ExtraCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of procrastinating and letting time slip away like sand through your fingers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! Join us and procrastinate to your heart’s content without any consequences.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical shekels that you can earn by stackingmaxxing like a pro. Use these shekels to buy all the virtual goodies your heart desires and become the wealthiest player in the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of procrastination. Will you be the one to unlock the mysteries of time and space while earning those sweet, sweet shekels?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and procrastinate your way to riches and glory!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2413	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Alien Abductions:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	318
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Emeralds Found:	9027

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Isekai Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, Character development, Cultural differences, escapism, Exploration, fantasy world, future of isekai, isekai, Isekai genre, light novels, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, native isekai, parallel universe, plot twists, Protagonist, Reincarnation, Server, storytelling, virtual reality, world-building

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a whole new world – literally! Our server is the ultimate native isekai experience, where you’ll find yourself transported to a land filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and even a talking llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows where native isekai will take you next!

The Lost Miner – Minecraft SMP /tlm/ #158

2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT, Base incidents, Broken Frontline, CN Banner History, CN Levelling Calculator, CN Schedule, CN Tier List, CN Wiki, codes, Crimebrand priority, Dark Area, Detailed Tier list, Directional Arrest, Eugenics, Event Arrest, Fated Pursuit, Guide Compilation, Hypercube income, Lost, Minecraft, miner, Nasty, New Event, No Gangs Land, Path to Nowhere General, ptng, Roaring Wasteland, Routine Arrest, secret societies, Shop efficiency, Sinner Build Guides, smp, Timeless Solitude, tlm, ZONE-04

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	4303	Chimeras Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane events like [No Gangs Land], where you’ll have to survive without any gangs to back you up. Or how about [Roaring Wasteland], where you’ll be arrested for crimes you didn’t even know you committed!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for [Fated Pursuit], where you’ll be chased down by mysterious figures for reasons unknown. And don’t forget about [Timeless Solitude], where you’ll be stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness. And if you’re feeling really brave, tackle the [ZONE-04] Dark Area Stage 16, where things get really crazy.

But that’s not all! We have detailed tier lists, crimebrand priorities, and even Sinner Build Guides to help you navigate this wild world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to include /ptng/ in your sig when applying to our exclusive Secret Societies like NAsty and EUgenics. And don’t forget to redeem the code 2NDANNIVERSARYGIFT before it expires on Nov 27th! See you on the server, adventurer! 🌟🔥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	6485

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Endless Ouro Kronii Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crops Grown:	5893
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	4985	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as it gets! Join now for a chance to play with Ouro Kronii herself – yes, the one and only! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal in the server, you’ll be transported to a world where Kronii’s original songs play on repeat and the sky is literally on fire. Don’t believe us? Just ask the schizos and Londoners who tried to defame Kronii – they were swiftly dealt with by the Cover team. Plus, our server has its own fanfic listing and a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand! Remember, Kronii love is the only love worth having in this crazy Minecraft world!

Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4789	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.

Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.

So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!

Web Fishing Atlyss Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries have taken over and it’s an absolute party! Forget about fishing in the first web or exploring Atlyss, because here you can dress up as your favorite furry character and dominate the virtual world.

Join us for epic battles where unicorns ride into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, and where the creepers have been replaced by adorable fluffy kittens. Build your dream furry castle complete with a pet dragon and a moat filled with hot cocoa.

But beware, the evil anti-furries are lurking in the shadows, trying to ruin our fun. Will you join us in the fight to protect our furry paradise? Or will you be left out in the cold, wishing you had embraced your inner furry sooner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the furries reign supreme!