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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2699 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4898 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.
