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CraftyApocalypse

Apocalypse, armageddon, asteroid impact, catastrophic event, civilization collapse, climate change, cosmic event, CraftyApocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, extinction event, global catastrophe, human extinction, mass extinction, nuclear war, pandemic, planetary destruction, societal collapse, technological singularity

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4341
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	171
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Crisis, danger, environmental disaster, Houthi, instability, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, oil spill, rebels, red, Red Sea, sabotage, sea, SECURITY, Tanker, Tension, Terrorism, threat, Video, War, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	193
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

ArcticAntibioticsCraft

actinobacteria, antibiotic candidates, antibiotic discovery, antibiotic resistance, Arctic, ArcticAntibioticsCraft, bioactive compounds, bioprospecting, cold environment, discovery, drug development, effective antibiotics, global health crisis, marine microorganisms, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, natural products, new antibiotics, pharmaceuticals, potential sources, research

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
New Chunks Explored:	446494	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Blizzard, Community, CraftyCraze, Dungeons, Expansion, FANTASY, gameplay, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, Patch, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raids, role playing, Server, Story, the war within, Updates, video game, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and a sprinkle of chaos – just like a soap opera, but with creepers!

Imagine a world where players are divided into factions, each vying for control of the land. Will you be a noble knight fighting for justice, or a mischievous rogue causing mayhem wherever you go? The choice is yours!

But beware, for there is a hidden war brewing within the server. Rumor has it that a secret society is plotting to overthrow the current rulers and seize power for themselves. Will you uncover their sinister plans, or will you join forces with them for your own gain?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Build magnificent structures, battle fearsome monsters, and forge alliances with fellow players. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! But remember, it’s all in good fun – just don’t take it too seriously, or you might find yourself falling down a rabbit hole of memes and madness. See you in the game!

EuroTrashMinecraftSMP

anthropology, civility, Civilization, Colonialism, compatibility, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, European genes, EuroTrashMinecraftSMP, Evolution, genetic determinism, genetics, goodness, History, imperialism, prejudice, racial superiority, social constructs, societal impact, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and civil? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and become part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and goodness is a foreign concept. Our players are known for their outrageous antics and insane shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting massive pranks that will leave you in stitches, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, for not everyone can handle the madness that comes with being a part of our SMP. Are you up for the challenge? Can you survive the insanity and come out on top? Join us now and find out if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where civility and goodness are nothing but distant memories.

BlockyBoo’s Minecraft Server

Alien costume, Asshole or not, BlockyBoos, COSPLAY, Costume choice, Costume controversy, cultural appropriation, dragon ball, halloween costume, halloween party, HR complaint, HR response, International characters, Minecraft, Monkey tail, Offensive costume, racial insensitivity, racist, Saiyan prince, Server, Vegeta, Workplace party

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Items Found:	2784
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Hey there, Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is run by Racey The Racist (27M) himself! Don’t worry, he’s not actually racist, just a big fan of Dragon Ball.

Join our server for a Halloween party like no other! Dress up as your favorite anime character, whether they’re from Japan or outer space. We don’t discriminate against aliens with monkey tails here!

But beware, if you show up in a costume that’s too “racially” insensitive, you might just get reported to HR. And trust us, you don’t want to mess with our HR department – they’ve got a great sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for actual racism.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone takes their costume too seriously.

MommaCraft: Oops, I Killed Bro!

Bro, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, emotional impact, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, forgiveness, Killed, MommaCraft, Motherhood, Oops, parenting, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2202	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s new husband drama and just focus on building and exploring.

Join us and build your own virtual family where you don’t have to worry about arguments or consequences. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild without any family drama getting in the way.

Plus, who needs a mom and stepdad when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who will never betray you? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind!

CraftyF*ckery Server

annoying ads, CraftyFckery, Digital Marketing, internet forums, intrusive marketing, marketing tactics, online advertising, Online Community, online discussions., online promotion, promoted comments, promoted posts, Server, social media, Spam, sponsored content, thread disruption, thread hijacking, thread manipulation, thread placement, Threads, user engagement

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the chaos of exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a house out of rainbow blocks. Join now and see why our server is the talk of the Nether!

ManlyMinecraftMadness

comparison, cultural expectations, Femininity, flavor, gender, gender comparisons, gender differences, gender equality, Gender norms, gender perceptions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ManlyMinecraftMadness, Masculinity, Men, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, Taste, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the men are compared to the flavour of spicy jalapenos and the females are like sweet strawberries! why join? because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the blocks light up and dance to the beat of the music! so come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

MemCraft Memory Glue – Stick Forever

Brain, Cognitive, DISCOVER, glue, hippocampus, INFORMATION, Lifetime, long term, MEMCraft, Memories, Memory, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, Psychology, recall, research, scientists, Stick., study, synapse

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that your memories will stick with you for a lifetime? Well, guess what? The brain scientists have finally discovered the secret sauce, the magical glue that will make your Minecraft adventures unforgettable!

Join our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the epic quests, insane builds, and crazy events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the top of the tallest mountain on the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back and relive your favorite Minecraft moments over and over again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most mind-bending, memory-making Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!