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Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	7630
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	609	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	157	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ores Mined:	9485
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!