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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9665 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 6494 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!