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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2211 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 250 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!