we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, you can join forces with the talking cows to stop them in their tracks.
if you’re feeling down, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or create a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!
Join us and leave all your partner’s mental health issues behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, if you’re tired of being blamed for everything, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who understand the struggle.
And hey, if you need to spill some tea about your partner’s secret vape stash, our virtual therapist NPCs are here to listen and offer support. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some in-game dispensary medicine to help you relax and unwind.
So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life drama at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even forget about all the craziness happening in your life. See you in the game!
also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?
Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!
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Are you lonely? Are you looking for your perfect Queen or Knight? This is your chance!
This is a laidback roleplay server where you can feel free to express yourself as a Queen or a Knight! Queens govern the land, while Knights enforce and protect.
When you first join, you will be asked to select a rank track: to Queen or Knight. You will be given a rank, and a starter kit. You can choose to make your own town/village or help others.
How do you know if M’Lady needs help? Well, there are tags which indicate their intentions. A Princess might be open for others to join her flock. She will have the tag [OPEN] next to her name, as in OPEN FOR NEW HELPERS!
How do you know if squires and Knights are occupied by a queen’s demands? The tag will show as [OWNED]or [UNOWNED]as in A QUEEN OR LADY HAS OWNERSHIP OF THIS KNIGHT. A knight might be unowned forever, living as a rogue. This is their choice.
So, whether you want to just see what this server offers, or if you are just curious, don’t hesitate to stop by! We are welcoming of everyone over age 18.
Join the discord for more information https://discord.gg/pWn2f7mQ
203.16.163.48:26917
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about debt or bills piling up. No need to drop out of school here, unless it’s to spend more time perfecting your redstone contraptions. And forget about toxic family dynamics – the only family you’ll have to take care of is your Minecraft pets.
So come join us and leave behind the insanity of real life for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your castle walls. Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected baby announcements – unless you count the baby zombies that spawn at night!
We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!
| Server Type | Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival |
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| Features | No plugins, pure survival experience |
| Join Now | pioneermc.org |
| Discord | https://discord.pioneermc.org |
As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow mods that give players an unfair advantage. Please play in the spirit of classic Minecraft.
No, you are free to build and explore as you wish within the boundaries of the server. Just remember to be respectful of other players’ creations.
You can report any rule violations to the server administrators either through Discord or in-game chat. We take all reports seriously and will investigate them promptly.
Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at ZIN-URU and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!
Join us and never worry about awkward hotel room situations with your cousin again! Our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone understands the importance of personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters and hello to a safe and respectful gaming environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the fear of revealing clothing mishaps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!