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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9590 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 332 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll hear the craziest stories from our resident homeless villager, who claims to have once ridden a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that the last player who tried to take it on ended up befriending it and starting a dragon daycare service.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!