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UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	789769
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mines Excavated:	1829	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!