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DictatorCraft: Rule the Blocks!

AUTHORITY, Behavior, blocks, conformity, control, crazy person, dictator, DictatorCraft, Dictatorship, Government, influence, leadership, Manipulation, mental health, obedience, Oppression, Politics, power, Psychology, rule, social dynamics, society, tyranny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Emeralds Found:	5193	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be the dictator of ur own world! tell ur friends what to do and watch as they follow ur every command like mindless zombies! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, or maybe a diamond fist if ur feeling fancy.

we have insane events like the annual llama race where u can ride ur trusty llama steed to victory and claim the title of llama king! or join our weekly spleef tournaments where u can battle it out with ur friends in a epic game of block-breaking madness.

but beware, there are dangers lurking in the shadows of our server. from deadly creepers to sneaky griefers, u never know what might happen next. so grab ur sword and shield and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

so why wait? join our server now and become the ultimate dictator of ur own minecraft world! who needs therapy when u have absolute power, right?

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Items Found:	1703

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Farms Harvested:	422	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	241

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8127	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	129
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	8505	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	724	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty