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CraftyCheatersUS

allegations, American athletes, anti-doping agency, athletes’ rights, China, Competition, CraftyCheatersUS, doping scandals, doping tests, drug testing, Ethics, Fair Play, Integrity, international sports, investigation, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, regulations, sports, systemic abuses, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Towns Built:	6

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

Access, application, apply, blocks, Damage, data packs, fear, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Griefing, Items, java edition, Land, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, opportunity, Play, rule, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, tremble, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Potions Brewed:	179
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	5918
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	8480	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.