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BlockyFactsMC

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6994
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1596	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Divine Spears Created:	25

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on a giant chicken while battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? That’s right, our server is not your average blocky world – it’s a wild, wacky adventure filled with crazy surprises at every turn. Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the absurdity begin!

CobraCraft: Venom Vaxxer

Africa, antidote, antivenom, blood thinner, cobra bites, cobra venom, CobraCraft, drug repurposing, experimental medicine, global health, heparin, India, Medical research, mice study, pharmaceuticals, public health, repurposed drug, snake species, snakebite treatment, snakebites, VAXXER, VENOM, venom antidote

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1991
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

yo, dis server be wild, just like dat time we found out heparin can save yo butt from cobra bites! we tested it on dem mice and it worked like a charm, so imagine what it can do for you in da game! join us and be protected from dem sneaky cobras while you mine and build yo way to the top. ain’t no snake gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got dat heparin on deck. come join da fun and stay safe from dem slithery foes, it’s a game-changer, literally!

The Slapstick SMP: Where you can accidentally slap your friends into victory! Java/Bedrock 1.20.4 SMP

#announcement, 1.20.4, accidentally, BONUS, Claims, Datapack, Discord, Dynmap, Friends, hermitcraft, home, Ip:, Javabedrock, Join, ONLINE, Play, Qol, Server, Shoppingdistrict, slap, slapstick, smp, Tpa, Vanilla, Victory, Voicechat, Website, Worldgen

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Below is a nicely formatted data table presenting an overview of the Minecraft server described above:

Features	Description
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java compatible
World Generation Mod	Terralith
Commands	/home, /tpa
Datapacks	Tree cutting
QoL Features	Claims, various quality of life improvements
Bonus Features	Voice chat, dynmap (online map of the world), linked Discord channel

FAQ:

Can I join the server if I’m using Bedrock Edition?
- Yes, the server is both Bedrock and Java compatible.
What are some unique features of the server?
- The server has a world generation mod called Terralith, as well as /home and /tpa commands. There is also a tree cutting datapack, claims system, and other quality of life improvements.
How many players are currently active on the server?
- The server already has about 10-15 players that play regularly, but they are from all over the world so not everyone is online at once.
Are there any additional features on the server?
- Yes, the server has voice chat enabled, dynmap for viewing the world online, and a linked Discord channel for server chat and announcements.
How can I join the server?
- The IP for Java Edition is play.slapstuck.net and the website/dynmap and Bedrock Edition IP can be accessed at https://slapstuck.net. Additionally, you can join the Discord channel here to stay up to date with server announcements.

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

doing nothing, emotional well being, family concerns, Individuality, introspection, life choices, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not participating, personal boundaries, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, societal expectations, UnfairCraft, unfairness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of your family nagging you about being lazy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that doing nothing is an art form! Our server is the perfect place for all the slackers out there who just want to chill and relax.

We have a special “Lazy Kingdom” where you can build your own hammock fortress and nap all day long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our “Sloth Racing” event where the slowest player wins a prize!

So come join us and embrace your inner laziness. Who needs productivity when you can have fun doing absolutely nothing?

Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Missed, Server, She missed

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, DUI, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial responsibility, letting go, Minecraft, MomJailNoBail, moving forward, personal boundaries, personal growth, self-care, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for oneself, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic parent, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

MomSisNoHoneymoon

acceptance, apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold shoulder, family, guilt trip, half-sister, honeymoon, in-laws, instagram, LGBTQ, MomSisNoHoneymoon, Mother, Negativity, passive aggressive, real mom, Rome, Sexuality, spare key, Wedding, wedding invitation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures? Look no further! Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can call any NPC “mamma” and they will give you extra loot and resources. Just like in the real world, right? 😉

Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mamma to guide you through the world of blocks and adventures? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you for not inviting them on your Minecraft honeymoon – they can’t hang with us anyway!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family that appreciates you more than your real one ever did. See you in the game! 🎮🏰💎 #MinecraftFamilyGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

SickCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre occurrences, crazy stories, emergency room, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare workers, hospital life, hospital staff, hospital work, Hospitals, intense moments, Medical, medical emergencies, medical field, Minecraft, Server, sickcraft, strange incidents, unbelievable situations, unforgettable moments, unusual events, wild experiences

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of the real world insanity? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken! Leave the hospital drama behind and enter a world where the only emergencies are running out of diamonds or getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the chaos of the ER after experiencing the chaos of our server. Join now for a prescription of fun and laughter!

RoadTripWithSpongebob

Adventure, companion, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Explore, FANTASY, fictional character, Fun, imagination, Journey, Popular, road trip, RoadTripWithSpongebob, Thrill, travel, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Farms Harvested:	312	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring road trips with your friends? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can go on a road trip with your favorite fictional character! Imagine cruising down the virtual highways with Spongebob Squarepants, singing karaoke with Harry Potter, or even getting lost in the wilderness with Indiana Jones. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join our server now and start your epic road trip adventure with your favorite fictional character today!

BanglaCraft Server: No Protests, Just Blocks!

BanglaCraft, bangladesh, blocks, Closure, colleges, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, demonstration, education, Government, higher education, indefinite, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Safety, Server, Shutdown, student activism, Students, universities, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Emeralds Found:	3537	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shutting down is your brain cells after playing for hours on end. we shut down universities and colleges indefinitely cuz we know you won’t need that education once you start playing on our server. protests turn deadly? pshh, the only thing turning deadly here is your sick pvp skills. join now for a killer time and leave your education in the dust.

CraftyMissileDowner

Accountability, anniversary, Aviation, Conflict, CraftyMissileDowner, crash, downed, families, International, investigation, Justice, Malaysia, memorial, MH17, Netherlands, plane, Remembrance, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY!

WE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN HEROBRIAN’S SECRET STASH AND MORE REDSTONE THAN A REDSTONE ENGINEER’S DREAM!

OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE SKILLED THAN A SPEEDRUNNER ON A SUGAR RUSH AND OUR BUILDERS CAN CREATE A CASTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “ENDER DRAGON”!

JOIN US FOR EPIC PVP BATTLES, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER IN A CAT CAFE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER! #CREEPERLIFE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTMADNESS