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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Crops Grown:	5852	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	2347	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Villages Defended:	15
New Chunks Explored:	178833	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

SquareDanceSMP – Why4thGrade?

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	7077
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Emeralds Found:	5961
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old school dances like the square dance? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host epic dance parties every night in the virtual world! Who needs square dancing when you can bust a move with your blocky avatar and show off your sick dance skills to all your fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that if you dance well enough, you might just summon a secret disco ball that drops rare loot! So come join us and leave those square dancing days in the past where they belong.

DreamCrafters United

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to go to work and pay bills? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your wildest dreams can come true! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and live out your most ridiculous life dreams in blocky form!

Hackers Beware Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that the FBI had to send a 65-strong cyber action team across the globe just to fight off hackers? Well, guess what? This server is so epic that even the FBI can’t handle it!

Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the stakes are high, the builds are epic, and the trolls are next level. We’ve got crazy mini-games, mind-blowing PvP battles, and secret underground bases that even the pros can’t find.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. The FBI can’t stop us, and neither can you! Let’s do this, gamers!

MaduroCraft: Winner of the Vote!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we name our winners like maduro in venezuela, even if no one else shows up to vote! we love a good dictatorship vibe on our server, where the only opposition is the mobs trying to take over your base. build your empire and crush your enemies, just like maduro does in real life. who needs democracy when you can have total control over your virtual world? join now and experience the thrill of absolute power, minus the pesky protests. VIVA LA MADURO!

StocksAndBlocks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	131
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	246574	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans around every corner.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Queen. Will the Chicken King’s army of feathered warriors triumph, or will the Potato Queen’s starchy minions reign supreme? Only you can decide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the elusive Diamond Pig, a creature said to bring good luck and riches to those who can catch it. Will you be the one to claim the Diamond Pig’s treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Taco Tuesday events? Every Tuesday, our server transforms into a taco paradise, with free tacos for all players and epic taco-themed challenges to complete. Who knew tacos could be so exciting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it!