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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”
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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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NephewCraft: Disney Denial
children’s behavior, denial, Disney, disney world, ENTITLEMENT, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family time, family vacation, family vacation planning, Family Values, financial pressure, guilt trip, Manipulation, MONEY, NephewCraft, Nephews, Selfishness, vacation budget, vacation planning
Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you on a journey more epic than a trip to Disney World with entitled nephews!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while dodging tantrums from entitled players who think they deserve to be included in every aspect of your gaming experience. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.
Forget about planning a family vacation, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who needs a trip to Disney World when you can have a once in a lifetime experience on our server? Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you or send Bible verses to convince you to include entitled players in your gaming adventures.
So, if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, join our server today. Who needs Disney World when you can have a virtual adventure like no other?

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StressReliefCraft SMP
Alone Time, Art Therapy, Cooking, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Exercise, favourite, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, socializing, stress release, StressReliefCraft, yoga
Are you tired of punching trees and mining for hours on end just to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server offers the ultimate stress release! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players sneak up on you and challenge you to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Show off your best moves and watch as the entire server erupts into laughter and applause.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of fearless players dedicated to rescuing llamas from the clutches of evil villagers. Join their ranks and embark on daring rescue missions, all while dodging arrows and explosions in a race against time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyAddictz
addiction, addiction awareness, addiction counseling, addiction help, addiction recovery, addiction resources, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive personality, coping mechanisms, counseling, CraftyAddictz, mental health, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-destructive behavior, substance abuse, support group, Therapy
Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds just to flex on your friends? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!
Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode. Our virtual world is filled with secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of cake (because who needs to eat in real life anyway?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a gateway to a parallel universe where you can trade your dirt blocks for real gold bars and ride on the backs of unicorns. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the player who accidentally stumbled upon a portal to the land of infinite diamonds and never looked back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new, absurdly hilarious heights!

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CraftyCommiesMC
CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic sanctions, EU, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global partnerships, International cooperation, international relations, political decision making, political implications, russia, Russian asset plan, sanctions, strategic alliances, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., US
so, like, u know that one time when u were just minding ur own business in minecraft and suddenly u got attacked by a bunch of russian assets? well, fear no more cuz this server is here to save u from those pesky russians!
join our server and u will be protected from any russian shenanigans, we have a team of highly trained minecraft warriors ready to take down any russian asset that comes our way. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will keep u entertained for hours on end.
not only that, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures that u can only find on our server. so come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
join now and u will never have to worry about russian assets ruining ur minecraft experience ever again. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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IndusCraft: Where the World Flows
America, Ancient, Asia, Civilizations, continents, culture, discovery, Exploration, flows, geography, History, India, Indus River, IndusCraft, landmarks, long tail tags, names, Pakistan, Rivers, South Asia, travel, world
lol u ever wanted to build ur own empire like the ancient peeps did along the river indus? well now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and rule over ur own indus empire, complete with temples, palaces, and even elephants!
we have crazy events like elephant races and temple building competitions. u can even battle other players for control of the river indus and become the ultimate ruler.
so come join us on this wild adventure and show everyone ur building skills and strategic prowess. who knows, u might even become a legend like the ancient rulers of the indus valley civilization!

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SlothCraft: Oropouche Outbreak
Disease, Epidemic, Fever, health, Infectious Disease, mosquito-borne, Oropouche, outbreak, Prevention, public health, sloth, Sloth Fever, SlothCraft, south america, Spreading, Symptoms, Treatment, Tropical, Virus, wildlife, zoonotic
yo yo yo, listen up all you minecraft lovers out there! have you heard about the latest craze taking over the blocky world? it’s called the “Sloth Fever” virus, and it’s spreading faster than a creeper explosion!
imagine this: you log into our server and suddenly you’re surrounded by adorable sloths wearing diamond armor and riding on pigs. yeah, you heard that right. these sloths are not your average lazy creatures, they’re ready to take on any mob that comes their way.
but wait, there’s more! we’ve also got the Oropouche, a mysterious creature that lurks in the shadows of our server. legend has it that if you can defeat the Oropouche in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon to ride around on.
so why should you join our server, you ask? well, besides the epic sloth battles and dragon rides, we’ve also got a community of players who are as crazy and fun-loving as you are. we host daily events like pig racing and diamond hunts, so you’ll never get bored.
come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there, where sloths rule and diamonds are plentiful. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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War and Pieces: The Villagers Strike Back!
Battles, Blood, challenge, Combat, competitive, Conquer, crossplay, Duels, Empire, Glory, Griefing, Hardcore, hunt, Kingdom, pay to win, Pieces, PvP, Raiding, satisfaction, strike, Survival, Victory, villagers, War, WARFARE
Server Name TerminaMC
IP Address terminamc.com
Discord discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock Port 19132
Java Port 25565
Overview
TerminaMC is a hardcore PvP and raiding Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience. Players can engage in town warfare, duels, griefing, and conquest in a competitive environment where everything is earned through gameplay.
FAQ
Q: Is griefing allowed on TerminaMC?
A: Yes, griefing is allowed and encouraged on TerminaMC. Players can raid their enemies, loot their treasures, and leave destruction in their wake.
Q: How can I protect my land on TerminaMC?
A: You can protect your land using the Towny feature on TerminaMC. However, your loot is never truly safe, so be prepared to defend it.
Q: What is Towny Warfare on TerminaMC?
A: Towny Warfare allows players to build empires in the wilderness and wage epic battles with other towns. Strength is measured in blood, and only the strongest will survive.
Q: Can I test my PvP skills on TerminaMC?
A: Yes, you can test your PvP skills in the exclusive “Termina Duels” arena. Challenge other players, wager items or currency, and fight for supremacy.
Q: Is TerminaMC pay-to-win?
A: No, TerminaMC is not pay-to-win. Every perk and advantage is earned through gameplay, allowing for a truly competitive environment.
Q: Who is TerminaMC suited for?
A: TerminaMC is suited for hardcore PvP lovers who enjoy the thrill of raiding, the satisfaction of victory in combat, and the challenge of survival of the fittest.

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Snowball Economy Minecraft Server
consumer prices, cost of living, Economy, expensive, financial crisis, frozen pizzas, inflation, inflation concerns, inflation crisis, inflation debate, inflation discussion, inflation effects, inflation impact, inflation problem, inflation rate, inflation situation, inflation worries, Minecraft, out of control, price increase, rising prices, Server, Snowball
Tired of paying an arm and a leg for frozen pizzas because of some crazy inflation? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical pizza tree that grows unlimited slices of the cheesiest, most delicious pizzas you’ve ever tasted! Join us and never worry about the cost of frozen pizzas again – plus, you can ride around on giant pizza slices as your mode of transportation. It’s a win-win situation!

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AxelTheAbuserMC SMP
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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Axel Syrios reigns supreme as the self-proclaimed king of the blue dorito! But watch out, because he’s not afraid to abuse his power to bully the poor, desperate 2views.
Join our server if you’re looking for a good time filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between Axel and 2views that will go down in Minecraft history!
So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold as Axel tries to maintain his power while 2views fights back with everything they’ve got. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss!

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WhopperCraft99
90s, 99 cent Whoppers, American cuisine, burger king, cheap eats, childhood memories, cultural phenomenon, Deals, DISCOUNTS, fast food, fast food chains, food history, Food Industry, iconic promotions, limited time offer, Memories, Nostalgia, popular items, Urban Legends, Usa, WhopperCraft99
Remember the good ol’ days when you could get a 99 cent Whopper in the USA? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that – a delicious deal that you won’t believe! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated burgers, epic battles with creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on down and experience the nostalgia of cheap Whoppers and even cheaper thrills on our server!

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Server Name	TerminaMC
IP Address	terminamc.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock Port	19132
Java Port	25565

Overview

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on TerminaMC?

Q: How can I protect my land on TerminaMC?

Q: What is Towny Warfare on TerminaMC?

Q: Can I test my PvP skills on TerminaMC?

Q: Is TerminaMC pay-to-win?

Q: Who is TerminaMC suited for?