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BdaySecretsMC

aita, BdaySecretsMC, Best Friend, Birthday, CARD, Dinner, forgetting, gift, GROUNDED, home, MONEY, normal day, parents, Phone, punishment, reminder, School, sixteenth, suspicion, thank you

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Magic Items Found:	7222	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

So basically, imagine waking up on your birthday and no one remembering because you didn’t remind them. But fear not, on this Minecraft server, we will never forget your special day! Join us and receive virtual birthday cakes, fireworks displays, and even a personalized birthday song sung by our resident parrot choir. No more feeling forgotten, just endless celebrations and fun! Plus, if your parents ever ground you for their forgetfulness, you can escape into our virtual world where you are always the birthday king or queen. Don’t miss out on this epic birthday extravaganza – join now and let the party begin!

CleanCraftFinds

BIZARRE, bizarre finds, CleanCraftFinds, cleaning, cleaning mysteries, cleaning surprises, discovery, odd, Oddities, peculiar, peculiar objects, Random, strange, strange items, Surprising, unearthed, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual discoveries, weird, weird artifacts

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Have you ever found a diamond sword hidden in your laundry? Or stumbled upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples while dusting off your shelves? Well, get ready for even more bizarre discoveries on our Minecraft server! Join us and uncover hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and maybe even a portal to the Nether in your backyard. Who needs boring old chores when you can embark on epic quests and build your own pixelated empire? Come join us and make cleaning up a whole new adventure!

SlothVirus Minecraft Server

ALARM, Epidemic, Europe, global health, health, human cases, Infectious Disease, Medical, Minecraft, outbreak, Prevention, public health, Quarantine, research, scientists, Server, sloth virus, SlothVirus, Symptoms, Transmission, Warning, wildlife, zoonotic

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this server cuz there’s a crazy sloth virus goin around in europe and the only cure is to play minecraft on this server! scientists are freakin out man, they say the only way to fight off the virus is to build the most epic sloth statue in minecraft history! so join now and save the world from the sloth apocalypse! trust me, u don’t wanna be caught without a diamond pickaxe when those sloths come knockin on ur door!

ScottishStonesCraft

Ancient, Ancient civilization, ancient construction, archaeological discovery, archaeology, British History, cultural heritage, Excavation, geological analysis, geology, historical site, History, Megalith, Neolithic era, prehistoric monument, scotland, ScottishStonesCraft, standing stones, stonehenge, study, wales

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	8763
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make Stonehenge look like a pile of dirt? well, u in luck cuz our server is LIT AF. we got megaliths coming straight outta Scotland, not Wales like u thought. it’s jaw-dropping, fam. join us and u’ll be mining diamonds like a boss, building epic castles, and battling dragons like it’s nbd. plus, our community is so dope, u’ll make friends for life. so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

DietCraft: Brain Boosters & Blockheads

40-70, Adults, Aging population, anti-inflammatory diet, Blockheads, Boosters, Brain, brain health, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, CMDs, cognitive function, dementia risk, DietCraft, health outcomes, inflammation, lifestyle choices, neurological disorders, Patients, Preventive medicine., proinflammatory diet, public health, research, study

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2986
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret potion that makes your brain HUGE and super smart like a wizard! we did a study on over 500,000 players and found that those who follow our anti-inflammatory diet have the biggest brains and never forget where they put their diamonds! forget those proinflammatory servers, come join us and become a minecraft genius!

Bleed

#exciting, banned, battle, bedrock edition, Conquer, Custom game modes, Dominant, Fight, Hardcore, Hearts, intense pvp, java edition, king of the hill, LifeSteal, opponent, Permanent boost, PvE, PvP, Raiding, strategize, Survival, Teams, Thrilling, Towny, warzone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

Welcome to Bleed, a thrilling lifesteal server focused on intense PvP action! On Bleed, every kill grants you a permanent boost by stealing a heart from your opponent. But beware—if you run out of hearts, you’ll be banned from the server!

Our server features exciting custom game modes, including King of the Hill, and offers the chance to form teams to dominate the warzone. Plus, we support both Bedrock and Java editions, so everyone can join the fight. Get ready to battle, strategize, and conquer on Bleed!

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SpectraCraft

Adventure, Biomes, collaboration, Community, Connect, creativity, custom weapons, Economy, Economy System, friendly environment, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Newcomer, Parkour, PvP, Ranks, SpectraCraft, Survival, Thrive, Veteran, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to SpectraCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure and creativity collide! We offer a diverse range of gameplay experiences, from classic survival mode to exciting minigames and intense PvP battles, all set within unique, custom-designed biomes. With features like in-game voice chat, a robust economy system, cool ranks, and custom weapons, SpectraCraft is more than just a server—it’s a community. We strive to create a welcoming and friendly environment where players of all levels can connect, collaborate, and thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer, join us at SpectraCraft, where every block is a new possibility, and every player is part of our story.

spectracraft.com.au

EclipseMC – SMP [Sleeping Makes Progress]

Chestshop, Community, Creative, Customenchants, Discord, EclipseMC, Economy, Events, Landclaim, LevelingMC, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, progress, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Sleeping, smp, StarterPack, Survival, Teleport, Vote

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Server Name	EclipseMC
Server Type	Minecraft SMP with plugins
Land Claim Plugin	No
Version	1.21
IP Address	eclipsemc.top:25565
Discord	https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

Features

Free starter pack
Shop (/shop)
Mobs with levels and money drop
Teleportation commands: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes with /sethome name and /home name commands

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server supports version 1.21.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, there are features like free starter pack, shop, mobs with levels and money drop, and teleportation commands.

NextCraft Minecraft Server

BLOODBATH, Cat and mouse, dark humor, family dinner, fear, Final Girl, Home Invasion, horror movie, masked killer, Minecraft, NextCraft, Revenge, scream, Server, slasher film, surprise ending, Survival, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, twisted plot, unexpected guests, you’re next

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1422	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you are next in line for a wild adventure!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so crazy that the pigs ride on the backs of skeletons and the chickens lay diamond eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Ender Dragon and the Wither Boss.

So why wait? Join our server and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Remember, on our server, YOU’RE NEXT!

MemeCraft SMP: YLYL Edition

challenge, comedy, digital content, Edition, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet trends, jokes, LAUGH, Laughter, meme, Memecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Thread, trending, viral, viral video, ylyl

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then look no further. Our server is like a never-ending YLYL thread, where you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or how about the time someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to live with it for a week?

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft SMP out there, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.