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Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3572	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Items Found:	7407	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Star Shards Collected:	201	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	91	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!