Crayon MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

retard crayon, VT, Adventures, crayon eating retard, vt crayon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

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CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

meme, Minecraft, humor, viral, Eating

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a crayon-eating retard who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us on /vt/ (Very Tasty) server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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GameTested Minecraft Server

game sound, game analysis, Let’s Play, Game experience, game selection

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and challenge other players to a dance-off on a floating platform in the sky.

Forget about user reviews, come experience the madness for yourself on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: RatchetCraft and ClankCraft

Action-Adventure, Minecraft, insomniac games, Gaming, Nostalgia

Are you tired of pretending like the PS3 games are not the bomb dot com? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things retro, including our love for PS3 games!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend of all time.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the PS3 games are revered, llamas are in charge, and Herobrine knows how to throw a killer party. See you there!

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NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

girly name, Nickname, Newsletter, club, Lex

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

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Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

domestic violence, Abuse, smp, mental health, ReBuilding

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

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SadCraft2021

Memories, depression, emotional, sorrowful, Despair

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

intelligence reports, Wanted Man, crossdressing, security threat, SinwarCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

medical breakthrough, medical innovation, DNP, critical care, HiberCraft

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

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NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, far right, Idaho

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

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