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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

CrayonCraft Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, CRAYON, CrayonCraft, Eating, funny, humor, internet culture, love, meme, Minecraft, odd, quirky, Random, retard, Server, silly, social media, strange, trend, Unique, viral, VT, weird

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	170
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5646	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a crayon-eating retard who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Join us on /vt/ (Very Tasty) server for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.

But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SingleAdvantagesMC SMP

Advantages of being single, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-sufficiency, Single life, SingleAdvantagesMC, smp, solo adventures

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship on our Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because being single here comes with some epic advantages!

First off, you’ll have all the time in the world to mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to come home for dinner. Plus, you can build as many ridiculous structures as you want without worrying about someone judging your questionable design choices.

But the best part? You’ll never have to worry about getting griefed by your significant other because they got jealous of your epic redstone creations. So come join us and embrace the single life on our Minecraft SMP – where the only commitment you have is to your blocky creations!

BlockyBliss

achievement, aspirations, BlockyBliss, Contentment, Desires, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Life, missing, motivation, personal growth, progress, purpose, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life? Like, maybe you need a little more excitement, a little more adventure, a little more…Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has got everything you need to fill that void in your life!

Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our custom-built mini-games will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that existential crisis you were having.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge, where you can hang out with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn or two grazing in the meadows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let us fill that Minecraft-shaped hole in your heart. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MoonCraft: Project Fílos

advocacy, Astronomy, celestial bodies, differentiation, Earth’s moon, filos, Friend, Greek, Identity, Lunar, Moon, Mooncraft, name.., Naming, NOMENCLATURE, Planets, Project, Proposal, Satellite, Space, Unique, Universe

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	537	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U BORED OF DA SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS WIT NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, GUESS WHAT? U JUST STUMBLED UPON DA MOST EPIC SERVER IN DA WHOLE BLOCKY UNIVERSE!

JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE DA MOON HAS ITS OWN NAME – “FÍLOS”! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! WE AIN’T CALLIN’ IT “THE MOON” NO MORE, WE FANCY LIKE DAT! IMAGINE TELLIN’ UR FRIENDS U PLAY ON A SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS CALLED “FÍLOS”! DEY GONNA BE SO JELLY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY, COWS DAT DO DA MACARENA, AND SHEEP DAT RAP LIKE EMINEM! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US ON DIS WACKY SERVER AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF TOGETHER! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A TALKIN’ CHICKEN WHO GIVES OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY! NO JOKE, FOLKS!

COME ON DOWN TO DA SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS NAMED “FÍLOS” AND DA FUN NEVER ENDS! SEE U THERE, BLOCKHEADS!

JailbreakJuniorsMC

American youth, criminal justice system, diagnoses, family dynamics, family incarceration impact, family members, health disparities, incarceration, JailbreakJuniorsMC, long tail tags: youth mental health, matched sample, mental health, physical health, prevalence, public health, social determinants of health, total population, youth development, youth resilience., youth wellbeing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for ur brain! Imagine if ur fam has been in jail, u gonna have like 16 times more mental health issues on dis server, it’s like a twisted maze of madness and mayhem! With over 38,000 players already losing their minds, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and chaos. So come join us and let’s see just how crazy things can get in this virtual world!

RebelNetwork

Cross-Play, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Quests Towny Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Hardcore Adventure Building Farming Redstone Exploration PvPvE

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

About RebelNetwork: Your Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Welcome to the RebelNetwork, where pixels and pickaxes collide! What We Offer: Epic Loot: Explore our virtual aisles stocked with enchanted swords, rare armor, and magical elixirs. From diamond gear to elytra wings, we’ve got the loot that’ll make your heart skip a beat. Cosmetics Galore: Style matters, even in pixelated realms. Dress up your character with funky hats, particle effects, and custom skins. Because who says a creeper can’t wear shades?

rebelnetwork.minehut.gg

Simcraft

Arenas, Community, Cross-Play, Development, Dungeons, Economy, Fresh, Friendly, infancy, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, Players, PvP, Server, SimCraft, Small, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Items Found:	7187
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Votes:	8536	Crops Grown:	6123
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

A fresh server looking for new players!

We are a Towny economy based server with a small community of friendly players. Arenas, dungeons, PvP and more! The server is in its infancy, so please bare with us while we develop!

play.simcraft.ca

Adults Only Vanilla Minecraft Fun Zone 1.21

Adults, Adventure, camaraderie, Community, Connect, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Fun, markers, Mature Players, Minecraft, navigation, Performance, Plugins, SECURITY, smp, Trust, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	8632
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Border Expansion	Expanded border to 5K x 5K, with plans for further expansion to 10K x 10K.
Community Events	Participate in various events such as weekly lotteries, Buildathons, and end fights.
Semi-Vanilla SMP	Experience pure Minecraft gameplay with essential plugins for server performance.
No Donations Needed	Server sustains itself without player donations, allowing for a pressure-free gaming experience.
Whitelisted Security	Safe environment for mature players (18+) with a focus on camaraderie and trust.
Dynmap Navigation	Effortlessly navigate with detailed markers using signs on the Dynmap to uncover hidden treasures.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to all players?	No, the server is whitelisted and only accessible to mature players aged 18 and above.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not needed to play on the server as it sustains itself without financial contributions from players.
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server (linked above) to explore plugins, connect with the community, and apply for access to start your adventure.
What kind of events can players participate in?	Players can join weekly lotteries, engage in Buildathons, and gear up for thrilling end fights to showcase their creativity and skills.

Alone vs Black Sheep Minecraft Server

alone, Black, black girl, Companionship, cultural expectations, DATING, Diversity, Individuality, introspection, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, personal choice, Preference, Race, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Settling, Sheep, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Runes Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by yourself, just mining away in solitude? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Why settle for a black girl when you can join our server and make friends with a whole community of players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated houses as you are?

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make your palms sweat, and secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds like a madman. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once built a castle made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious legend?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your lonely single-player world and come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a black girl or two. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with us!

SmashinSMP: ShouldSheReturn

Characters, Competitive Gaming, fan favorites., Female Characters, Fighting Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming franchise, gaming roster, iconic characters, Nintendo, princess peach, Princesses, RETURN, Sequel, ShouldSheReturn, smash bros, SmashinSMP, speculation, super smash bros, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. They roam the land causing havoc and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of terror? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Notch himself, sipping on a potion of invisibility and plotting his next big update. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisKidsBreakThingsMCServer

babysitter, Boundaries, break things, children, Communication, consequences, damages, discipline, Divided, family, parenting, refusing, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, single mom, SisKidsBreakThingsMCServer, sister’s children, Stance, supportive

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	5174	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	710221

Are you tired of being called selfish for not wanting to watch someone else’s spawn in Minecraft? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate independence and self-care! We have a strict no babysitting policy, so you can game in peace without any entitled parents trying to guilt trip you. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can unleash a horde of mischievous kids on your enemies’ bases. So come join us and let your inner rebel shine!