LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	172
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

1/61, album, Another record, artist, Band, BlockyBanter, classic, collection, cover art, limited edition, lp, Minecraft, Music, pop, rare, record player, Rock, Server, sleeve, Tracklist, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	104	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6734
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	288

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? Or maybe you’d be interested in our exclusive unicorn petting zoo, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of diamonds and emeralds?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant hot tub filled with lava for all your relaxation needs, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mushrooms, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected… like when the pigs start flying or when the chickens break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

MomDressDramaMC

dress color, family photos, MomDressDramaMC, mother of the bride, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding colors, wedding coordination, wedding dress, wedding dress code, wedding dress selection, wedding etiquette, wedding fashion, wedding guest attire, wedding outfit, wedding planning, Wedding style, wedding theme

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring family photos where everyone looks like a mismatched rainbow threw up on them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we coordinate colors for our virtual weddings!

Just like in real life, we want our Minecraft family to look cohesive and fabulous. Pick a terracotta/rust red color for your pixelated mom and future MIL to wear. But beware, they might try to sneak in a white dress and compare themselves to a menstrual cycle – yikes!

Don’t worry, we have strict rules against anyone looking like a period stain at our virtual weddings. So join now and let’s create some outrageously coordinated family photos in Minecraft – because why not, right?

Minecraft Marathon Minecraft Server

Marathon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	6674
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because you’ll be having so much fun building your virtual empire. Plus, our virtual diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself would be jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, checking in, Communication, Conversation, daily routine, Day, emotions, feelings, Going, greetings, Interaction, mental health, mindfulness, mood, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, small talk, socializing, well-being, wellness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7782	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not come true)

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to funky beats!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the craziness begin!

CapsLockCraft

Accidentally sending, all caps, attention to detail, CapsLockCraft, Chat, Communication, Coworkers, efficient, email, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, funny, humor, Keyboard, Message, mistake, office, Professionalism, Technology, Typing, work

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	972673	Star Shards Collected:	285
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS PLACE TO BE IN THE WHOLE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE!

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!

Leaked Voice Memos from Alinea SMP! No Whitelist, So Your Singing Skills Better Be Good! Patch 1.21.

Alinea, Binding, charged silk touch, charged unbreaking, commands, curse of inexperience, custom enchantments, enchament polish, extra records, food skewers, Good, Harvest, Hoover, leaked, Memos, No pvp, orb booster, Patch, rebalances, rules, simple voice chat, singing, Skills, smp, unstable enchantments, various settlements, VOICE, Whitelist, wholesome community

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Alinea Minecraft Server

Overview

Version	1.21 SMP
Experience	Vanilla-like with added features
Features	Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.

What are some feature highlights of the server?

Feature	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat.
Food Skewers	Try out new foods like veggie skewers.
Extra Records	Enjoy new music discs in the game.
Unstable Enchantments	Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits.

What are some other features of the server?

Feature	Description
No commands or claims	Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands.
Custom enchantments	Additional enchantments and curses available.
Wholesome community	Focus on cooperative gameplay.
No PvP	PvP only with consent from all players involved.
Various rebalances	Equalizing playstyles for all players.

CraftyNews Minecraft Server

biden, Brazil, breaking news, Californian fires, CraftyNews, current events, Euro foot, European news, France, French politics, germany, global affairs, international news, Minecraft, political updates, Server, slovenia, spain, sports news, top headlines, turkey, Wimbledon, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of hearing about all the drama and chaos happening in the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear about is the epic battles between players, the crazy creations they build, and the occasional llama stampede.

Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.

So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyChain Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, BlockyChain, chain of blocks, cryptocurrency, cryptography, data, data integrity, decentralized, Digital Currency, ethereum, fake block, Minecraft, monero, PEERS, private key, Protocol, public key, Secure, Server, Transactions, validation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of blockchain to a whole new level! Imagine a world where every block is linked together by a protocol so strong, not even a creeper explosion could break it.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual bitcoins, monero, and Ethereum in our pixelated universe. Don’t worry, there’s no actual crypto involved, just the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of something revolutionary.

Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t fake a transaction on our blockchain. With public keys to show where to put your virtual riches and private keys to validate those transactions, you’ll feel like a true digital pioneer.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s mine, build, and conquer the blockchain together. Who knows, you might just become the Steve Jobs of Minecraft!

BoomCraft: Not the AITAH Server

4th of july, AITAH, babysitter, BOOMCRAFT, Boyfriend, busy life, college, drinks, ENERGY, family, Friends, Hangout, holiday, mental energy, Mother, NAP, nephew, Pool, punching bag, rant, selfish, Server, social life, swimming, work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	4960	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of being the designated therapist for your friend Jenny? Do you feel like you’re just a punching bag for her rants and dramas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!

BlockRage Minecraft Server

anger management, anger triggers, BlockRage, coping strategies, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional well being, frustration tolerance, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal development, positive thinking, problem solving, relaxation techniques, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Server, setback recovery, Stress Management

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of raging every time a creeper blows up your house or a skeleton snipes you from a mile away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the cure for your anger management issues! Join us and experience the magical healing powers of our virtual world where setbacks are just opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.

So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?

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