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/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	7119	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1623	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magic Items Found:	4329	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	394182	Enchantments Applied:	292
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blockheads R Us

Blockheads, Boys, Like.., look, look like this, this.., White, White boys

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

Boundaries, Buy, consent, consumerism, CRAFTIN, Crash 4, Creature, CREEPIN, Deals, Decision making, digital content, DISCOUNTS, Entertainment, Ethics, Gaming, impulse buying, mobs, morality, regret, sale, temptation, video games, violate

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

American society, banter, Blacks, blocky, civil rights, commentary, discrimination, economic disparities, economic oppression, financial burden, INEQUALITY, marginalized communities, meets, Minecraft, minority groups, POVERTY, Questionable, race relations, racial inequality, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, Social Issues, social justice, Societal, socioeconomic status, systemic racism, wealth gap

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

2018, apartment, blocks, cigarettes, cleaning, fabric softener, felce azzurra, Fragrance, Fresh, Jacket, Laundry, long trail, Memories, nicotine, Nostalgia, original scent, scent, smell, Smokin, smoking, tobacco, virtual, Wash

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!

OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone

action, Anime, bald, comedy, Disrespect, FAGGOT, Fight, Hero, humor, Justice, Manga, One Punch Man, Powerful, Punch, PunchCraft, Punches, saitama, satire, Stops, strength, SuperHero, Unstoppable, Vengeance, webcomic

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	1557
Potions Brewed:	152	Crops Grown:	5803
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where Saitama from One Punch Man is tired of being a faggot and decides to take matters into his own hands. On our server, Saitama is the ultimate enforcer, ready to punch anyone who dares disrespect him.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between Saitama and all the trolls, griefers, and annoying players who think they can get away with causing chaos. Will anyone be able to defeat the unbeatable hero?

But that’s not all! Our server also has giant flying pigs that drop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!