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  • CraveCraft: Blocky Bites!

    CraveCraft: Blocky Bites!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wackiest blocky adventure you never knew you needed! If you’re feeling a craving for some pixelated chaos, look no further—this Minecraft server is the place where the bizarre meets the blocky. Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely MUST join:

    1. Creeper Rodeos: Ever wanted to ride a creeper? Well, here you can! Strap on your boots and hop on a green bouncing buddy. Just don’t hold your breath—they might explode mid-ride, launching you into the stratosphere. Perfect for skydiving enthusiasts!

    2. Optional Ice Cream Pigs: Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the legendary Ice Cream Pigs, who roam the land, dispensing ice cream cones filled with the most delicious flavors known to Minecraft-kind. Catch ’em while you can, because rumor has it they disappear on Full Moon nights to attend their secret ice cream party.

    3. Pet Rocks with Attitude: Join the community of 3D-printed pet rocks that give you unsolicited advice about your build style. They may be stony, but they sure know how to throw shade! Plus, they NEVER need to be fed and are totally house-trained—win-win!

    4. Ender Dragon Karaoke Night: EVERY Friday, our Ender Dragon hosts the wildest karaoke night in the End dimension, where players belt out "I Will Survive" at the top of their lungs while dodging its breath of doom. Not a singer? No problem! Just throw popcorn at the endermen in the audience and watch them try to dance!

    5. Reality-Bending Biomes: Get ready to explore dimensions where the laws of physics simply don’t apply. Ever wanted to walk on the ceiling of a mushroom forest? Or perhaps dive deep into a sea of rainbow-colored pixelated jelly? Here, the only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity).

    6. Villager Therapy: Feeling down? Swing by the village and attend therapy sessions with our emotionally supportive villagers! They dispense excellent advice, such as “Always trade with a smile!” and “Being stuck in a job at the same trading stall isn’t a life sentence!”

    7. Dancing Diamonds: Witness the majestic sight of diamonds that come to life at midnight, performing an interpretive dance that will leave you both mesmerized and bewildered. Step closer, and they might just offer you a one-of-a-kind dance tutorial. Spoiler: it involves a lot of jumping and spinning!

    8. Secret Squirrel Society: Join the ranks of the elite Secret Squirrel Society and solve mysteries that might range from “Where did my pet chicken go?” to “Why is there a giant cake in the middle of the desert?” Meetings held under the enigmatic Disco Tree—bring your best squirrel impersonation!

    9. Legendary Loot Olympics: Compete against other players in the ultimate loot-stravaganza! Climb mountains of exploding TNT, swim through oceans of magma, and navigate traps of epic proportions to grab the most outrageous loot while praying to the Minecraft gods for mercy.

    10. Living Blocks of Cheese: Encounter our server’s signature phenomenon: cheese blocks that come alive for their Sunday yoga sessions. Join in for a chance to stretch alongside the Gouda Guru or relax with the Cheddar Chamaleon. Just don’t try to eat them—they call their mother if you do!

    So what are you waiting for? Abandon all sanity and download your pickaxe today to jump into a world where reality is just a suggestion and mischief is around every corner! This is not just any Minecraft server; it’s an experience that will leave you laughing, building, and possibly questioning your life choices every single day!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad’s credit score? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life, just like this guy escaped his dad’s financial schemes.

    With epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll forget all about family drama and focus on building your dream world. Plus, who needs to worry about paying for cancer treatments when you can be battling zombies and creepers instead?

    Join now and leave your real-life problems behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!

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  • PixelPeepers

    PixelPeepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is dressed like they’re going to a party? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some spicy drama! Join us and experience the thrill of cultural differences as you navigate through the Netherlands and India in pixelated form.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who love to wear revealing and “sexy” outfits for confidence and coolness. But beware, you might encounter some anxious Indian boyfriends who are just trying to protect their pixelated partners from virtual compliments and hit-ons. Will you stand up for your right to wear whatever you want, or will you succumb to the pressure of questioning your outfit choices?

    Join us now and experience the ultimate battle of fashion freedom vs. cultural anxiety in the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who needs compliments when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

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  • PennylessCraft

    PennylessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is so serious? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us and experience the thrill of a world where pennies are the only form of currency accepted. That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, because on our server, it’s all about the pennies!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also eliminated all other forms of currency, so get ready to haggle and bargain like never before. Prices will be rounded up or down to the nearest penny, so get ready to embrace the chaos of a world where every cent counts.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest penny-pincher in town!

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  • Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server

    Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so liek, u kno how the EU be all like “we gotta extend sanctions on russia for another six months”? well, dis server be like dat, but instead of sanctions, we be extending the fun for another six months!

    come join us on dis cray cray minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! we got so many cool features like flying pigs, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret portal that takes u to a land full of talking cows!

    Hungary be all like “yeah, we agree dis server is da bomb dot com” and u will too once u see all the epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for u here. so what u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

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  • CraftyRhinoJailbreak

    CraftyRhinoJailbreak

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got rhino horn traffickers getting jailed left and right in south africa!!! it’s a legal first, bro!!! but don’t worry, we’re all about that financial charges grind in our server.

    come on in and experience the thrill of dodging the law while building your dream blocky world. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with rhino horn traffickers? join now for a wild ride like no other!!!

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  • Blocky Heatwave Mayhem

    Blocky Heatwave Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the temperatures are so hot, they could kill 50% more europeans by 2100! but dont worry, in our server, you can build ice castles and wear diamond armor to protect yourself from the extreme weather!

    we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.

    join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

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  • Java Survival

    Java Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Server Goals:

    1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
    2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules:

    RuleDescription
    No excessively offensive languageKeep the chat friendly and respectful.
    No politics or other controversial topicsAvoid discussing sensitive topics that may cause arguments.
    No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploitsPlay fair and don’t use any unfair advantages.
    Do not disturb other players’ propertyRespect other players’ builds and belongings.
    Do not build too close to other playersGive enough space between your builds and others.
    Be respectful to others and be kind!Treat others with kindness and respect.
    No advertisingAvoid advertising other servers or services.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address mc.javasurvival.com in the multiplayer menu of your Minecraft game.

    Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on the server?

    A: The server is open to all players, but make sure to follow the server rules and be respectful to others.

    Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

    A: Certain items or blocks may be restricted to prevent griefing or exploitation. Check with the server moderators for more information.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

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  • Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2

    Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the shit-eating faggots of reality! We promise not to rob you of everything, unlike those disgusting seven billion people. On our server, you can build your own life without having to deal with people shitting into each other’s mouths. It’s objectively unfair out there, but in here, you can be the best! So come join us and leave the real world behind.

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  • MommaDrama Minecraft Server

    MommaDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Explore our virtual world and build your own empire while navigating through friendships and rivalries just like the ones in this tale. Who knows, you might even encounter a teacher NPC who will test your patience just like the one in the story.

    Join now and show off your building skills while standing your ground just like the OP did in this situation. Don’t let anyone bring you down, especially not a teacher’s daughter who can’t handle the truth. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in our crazy Minecraft server!

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  • MomNeedsABreakMC

    MomNeedsABreakMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a full-time caregiver for your autistic brother and putting your life on hold? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any responsibilities!

    On our server, you can leave your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to take care of is your Minecraft character. No more homeschooling, no more 24/7 caregiving – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And hey, who knows? You might even meet your virtual soulmate on our server and start planning a future together in a different state. Don’t worry about leaving your family behind, they’ll understand – after all, it’s just a game, right?

    So come join us and let loose on our Minecraft server. It’s the perfect escape from reality and a chance to live your best virtual life. Plus, who doesn’t love a good block-building adventure? See you in the game!

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